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Post by Spinderella on Oct 22, 2021 4:00:03 GMT -4
I’m sure it’s because I’ve never seen a Marvel movie, but I do not understand how Chris Evans became America’s Boyfriend. Every time I’ve read anything about that guy it’s because he was doing press drunk/coked out of his mind, or calling someone a whore, or taking pictures with Ted Cruz, or traveling internationally during the height of a worldwide pandemic for an international booty call, or accidentally posting pictures of his dick and a “guard that pussy” meme of his own face. He’s got a hot body, but it’s covered in prison tattoos. He must have the best PR team in Hollywood. He was fine in Knives Out, but his puffy face was covered in so much makeup it was distracting. Does Lizzo know this?! Shit.
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Post by chiqui on Oct 27, 2021 14:51:24 GMT -4
I would like to nominate Harry Styles. He's got an old guy's face. Sure, his skin is dewy and unlined. But he still has the old-man features of another age. Every once in a while I see a person's face that embodies a certain decade (or even wears a certain decade's fashions very well)... such as Jennifer Lopez has the perfect 1960s face for 1960s high fashion. Harry Styles embodies the 1920s for me. He should be dancing around in a flat-topped straw hat with a cane in an ice cream suit in some old silent movie.
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Post by Ladybug on Oct 27, 2021 15:09:46 GMT -4
Harry Styles looks like he should be on every cover of Lisa Simpson's Non-Threatening Boys Magazine. Two of my cousins are absolutely obsessed with him and have traveled to many of his concerts and constantly post and repost Instagram stories about him. He's a decent singer, but I just don't get the level of fandom.
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Post by horseface on Oct 27, 2021 15:45:01 GMT -4
I have to admit I would find Harry adorable, but unfortunately he is said to have a real problem with substance abuse.
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Post by groovethang on Oct 27, 2021 16:42:12 GMT -4
I have to admit I would find Harry adorable, but unfortunately he is said to have a real problem with substance abuse. I find his voice incredibly attractive. Deep and husky and combined with his accent = very sexy
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Post by boxofrocks on Oct 27, 2021 17:55:45 GMT -4
He’s got a hot body, but it’s covered in prison tattoos. IMO this comment also applies to Adam Levine of Maroon 5. When he awkwardly ripped off his shirt at the Superbowl halftime performance a few years ago, he revealed tattoos that looked randomly placed. I also think the disrobing was unnecessary to the performance and was a blatant thirst trap. I would like to nominate Harry Styles. He's got an old guy's face. Sure, his skin is dewy and unlined. But he still has the old-man features of another age. Every once in a while I see a person's face that embodies a certain decade (or even wears a certain decade's fashions very well)... such as Jennifer Lopez has the perfect 1960s face for 1960s high fashion. Harry Styles embodies the 1920s for me. He should be dancing around in a flat-topped straw hat with a cane in an ice cream suit in some old silent movie. ETA: Harry Styles also suffers from "randomly placed tattoos" syndrome. For some reason, if I picture him he's always squinting but he's not doing that in actual photos. His Vogue cover was overrated. If you're going to wear a dress, don't wear one where the top looks like a plain old tank top AND cover it up with a blazer that doesn't go with the lines of the garment.
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