mugatu
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Post by mugatu on Mar 26, 2006 19:16:43 GMT -4
Matthew McFadden, the new Darcy from P and P. I just don't get it. Also, Marc McGrath looks like a plastic Ken doll and lastly the Jesse's. Metcalfe and McCartney. Ew and ew.
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monkeypox
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Post by monkeypox on Mar 26, 2006 19:38:44 GMT -4
I'd take a bullet for Orlando Bloom because he's got that semi-androgynous, non-macho thing going on that drives me wild, but I can understand why others don't see the appeal. He's certainly not for everybody. My picks:
Brad Pitt. He used to be pure-dee fine, but the bud has fallen off the rose. I like him just fine, I just don't think he's hot anymore.
Adam Levine. Just looks like a dork to me and his voice gets on my nerves.
Benicio del Toro. Looks like he got smacked in the face with a shovel. I love him otherwise, but he's just not sexy to me.
Chad Michael Murray. Maybe 20 years ago I would have understood his appeal, but not now.
Owen Wilson. Another one I love to pieces, but for anything other than his sex appeal because for me he has none.
Tom Cruise, before the fall. The opposite of Owen and Benicio in that I thought he was a good looking man, but as unsexy and unlikeable as it gets. Maybe The Creepy still bled through even though Pat Kingsley did a good job of keeping it contained.
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garnet927
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Post by garnet927 on Mar 26, 2006 19:41:24 GMT -4
Richard Gere never has done anything for me in the sex appeal department.
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Post by chonies on Mar 26, 2006 19:52:07 GMT -4
I didn't ever get Mel Gibson's alleged hotness--and therefore could not adequately gauge the depths of plummeting insanity in the Passion of the Christ era meltdown. However, Year of Living Dangerously just came to my house via Netflix, and I thought he was mostly lovely there. Now, he looks like Russell Crowe's older pig mentor, instructing the young porcine Grasshopper in the ways of cloven-hoofed.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2006 19:57:14 GMT -4
I should love Brad Pitt if I could just keep myself focused on his um..empirical assets. Yet every time I see a movie of his (excepting Fight Club but that was because Brad traveled on Ed Norton's coat tails) I want to yak. His acting is so self conscious that I think it diminishes his hotness.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2006 20:02:36 GMT -4
Josh Hartnett: Untalented and boring to look at
Orlando Bloom: Way too pretty-boy for my taste
Sean Connery: I know he's not tehcnically a "heartthrob," but I get so tired of hearing from various friends (all in their 20's) that he's soo sexy! He is old enough to be my grandfather and is not sexually attractive to me at all. Wanna talk beefcake? Give me some Keanu Reeves, not Grandpa!
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susyhomewrecker
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Post by susyhomewrecker on Mar 26, 2006 20:03:48 GMT -4
Adam Brody owns this thread for me! My old roommate was in lurrrrve with him and prattled on about Seth Cohen all.the.time. I usually think dorks are cute and endearing, but dude is not attractive, especially with that lisp. Too fug AND smug for me.
As much as I love Luke, Owen Wilson does nothing for me. It's near impossible for me to believe they share any DNA. I know Luke has been mentioned here already, which is fine, but Owen is fugly in a very unique way--the penis nose.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2006 20:35:24 GMT -4
Blaaarrrgh!! Benicio Del Torro is so skeevy!
Also- Brad Pitt-I get the impression I could totally make him curl up into a ball and cry like a little baby. I don't kknow why, I just do, and that isn't sexy.
Antonio Banderas-He was pretty in Interview with the Vampire, but he brings the dumb like no one else.
Cillian Murphy-He looks like he was assembled from the parts of other, probably good-looking, people. He just ain't put together right.
Ben Affleck-]He has always struck me as an asshole.
Mel Gibson-not now, not then, not ever.
David Beckham-once again the stupid overwhelms the pretty.
As for women, what is the deal with the Jessica Simpson love? My otherwise intelligent brother has the hots for her and I don't get it.
I would take smart and butt-ugly over pretty and vacant any day.
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Persephone
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Post by Persephone on Mar 26, 2006 20:56:27 GMT -4
Colin Farrell and Brad Pitt-Both look like they could use a bath and flea dip.
Tom Cruise-Never had it, never will. Blech.
Richard Gere-Jerk
Both Wilson brothers-look like they be good to party with but that's about it.
Antonio Banderas-Lights on but no one's home.
Mel Gibson had it around the Mad Max, early Lethal Weapon days. He's old now.
Oded Fehr was hot the last time I saw him.
Dermont Mulroony isn't too bad. Course I just saw that "Wedding Date" movie he was in with Debra Messing so that could be clouding the judgement.
Armand Assante was easy on the eyes but he's getting up there age wise too.
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alphabeta
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Post by alphabeta on Mar 26, 2006 20:56:42 GMT -4
Jonathan Rhys-Myers and Benicio del Toro are so very very fug. Not seeing the supposed hotness of Jude Law, Ewan McGregor or Johnny Depp. Definitely not seeing the supposed hotness of Russell Crowe. I could go on, but I've decided to break them up into different posts, so as not to appear...ya know, weird or anything, with all the people I find fug.
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