lemons
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Post by lemons on Apr 21, 2005 8:22:04 GMT -4
I'd ask when are his 15 minutes going to be over? But unfortunately, I can see him being in show business forever. Once he stops being in the teen magazines, tabloids, and breaks up with Demi, we should be seeing less of him. Then he'll show up on whatever version of the Love Boat is on 20__ .
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diciembre
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Post by diciembre on Apr 22, 2005 11:39:29 GMT -4
He's on "The View with the hags and Amanda Peet talking about the movie "A Lot Like Love" It'll prolly suck like all his movies do.
He's spewing crap out about Demi and her offsprings again, talking about what a lucky guy he is.
Amanda Peet looks like she's feeling Ashton though she's all over him. She said she loved him the first day of the shoot. Look out Demi, she's a lot younger and prettier IMO.
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monsterzero
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Post by monsterzero on Apr 22, 2005 19:05:04 GMT -4
His new movie is toast. Why? Because they're promoting it on Comedy Central, better known as the Forebearer of All Movies You Won't Remember Until Dollar Day At the Rental Place.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2005 15:16:02 GMT -4
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monsterzero
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Post by monsterzero on Apr 24, 2005 15:27:48 GMT -4
Let's examine this Pope prank: okay, right now Americans are reviled around the world for starting a war that has killed several thousand people and stirred up a hornet's nest of intolerance. Ashton, an American, is going to another country in order to play with people's emotions over what is indeed the very emotional and politically charged occasion in order to show that anybody can be tricked...or rather, to tape it to he show the world what a prick he is.
I would like to see him do it, unedited, so we can see those people over there just GUT him like a freaking fish. Or beat the crap out of him. If he had really done that, he would have been beaten to death in front of a recording camera and honestly? That would be entertaining.
And possibly the most important thing Kutcher could have ever done in the world ever. What a jackass.
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duskwolf
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Post by duskwolf on Apr 24, 2005 15:41:44 GMT -4
You know, whether you're a fan of the Pope or not (and this is the only thing I'll say on the subject of the Pope as far as this subject goes), you have to acknowledge that the Pope actually means a lot to a hell of a lot of people, in more meaningful ways than most things. So, it's probably not a good idea to make fun of his death.
Here I thought Asston was supposed to be all spiritual and stuff 'cause of Kaballah-la-la [/sarcasm]. You gotta wonder how he'd feel if someone made that joke about the Rav.
Probably thinks he's on par with Andy Kaufman. Cause, Lord knows he used to think he was part of some new Rat Pack with P-diddley-doodley. What a dickweed.
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Post by Brookie on Apr 24, 2005 15:47:41 GMT -4
OK, so he's a hugely thoughtless asshole with all the taste he owns in a couple of tastebuds on the tip of his tongue (you can tell by the type of material he chooses to act in AND date, and yes, I'm not a big Demi Moore fan). We can all thank our lucky stars that we aren't stuck with him in life.
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monsterzero
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Post by monsterzero on Apr 24, 2005 16:57:41 GMT -4
Yeah, he thinks he's more important to culture than he actually is. The only thing his glorified prank show shows is that aside from not acting, he's a complete asshole in desperate need of a prank going wrong and him losing a few teeth in the process.
Or a nose. Either way.
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duskwolf
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Post by duskwolf on Apr 24, 2005 17:16:05 GMT -4
Agreed. Should I bow to your lordship?
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monsterzero
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Post by monsterzero on Apr 24, 2005 17:22:53 GMT -4
Not at the moment, I'm doing that 'ninja at rest' thing that Homer Simpson did when he saved the nuclear power plant from those ninjas..you don't want to hit your head on my mighty biceps or something. Especially when I face off against Asshead Toucher's realm of annoying video death. But anyway....
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