emersende
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Post by emersende on Apr 24, 2005 20:23:46 GMT -4
Was he serious?
I feel like I have a moral obligation now to deface that cardboard cutout of him in the theater where I work. Considering it's my last week, and all.
Maybe some good soul will save me the trouble.
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lemons
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Post by lemons on Apr 24, 2005 21:12:27 GMT -4
It's never good for any celebrity to believe their own hype.
He is a jackass.
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Spurs
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Post by Spurs on Apr 24, 2005 23:27:41 GMT -4
HA! His movie opened 4th at the box office behind The Interpreter, The Amityville Horror, and Sahara. I hope this ends his acting career.
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monsterzero
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Post by monsterzero on Apr 24, 2005 23:38:22 GMT -4
I'm just curious why it beat Kung Fu Hustle. Then again, Amanda Peet did get naked for the Whole Nine Yards.... Anyway, yeah, when it opens this low it can't be good. YAY!
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2005 23:47:37 GMT -4
HA! His movie opened 4th at the box office behind The Interpreter, The Amityville Horror, and Sahara. I hope this ends his acting career. From your mouth to God's ears. His other movie, Guess Who, is still in the Top 10. Which means some studio is going to offer him film roles whether we like it or not.
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monsterzero
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Post by monsterzero on Apr 25, 2005 10:58:08 GMT -4
Yeah, but the chances of him getting a headlining role are becoming slim to none considering that out of two films he's helmed so far this year, none of them have gotten to Number 1 solely on his back. Guess Who had Bernie Mac, but when you don't pair Asshead with a marketable commodity you get a middling result.
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castlerock123
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Post by castlerock123 on Apr 25, 2005 11:20:38 GMT -4
He was already in his underwear when he hosted SNL, honestly i think he just likes the thought of himself being in underwear and people wanting to see it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2005 15:08:47 GMT -4
I agree. Why else would he just offer himself up like that? No one asked him to strip. He talks like people have been begging him to take off his clothes, and now he's finally giving in to them. "Well, if you insist. I'll do it for all of you adoring fans if you think highly enough of me to go see my new movie and make it number one." GMAFB.
But, saying these stupid things keeps his name in the papers. And, since bad publicity is better than no publicity, then he'll probably just keep spewing this crap until the next one of his kind scoots over into his limelight and people finally ignore his ramblings. Of course, then we'll have some other asshat to deal with, so in reality, it will never end. There will be some form af Asstit Cootcher in our faces forever
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duskwolf
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Post by duskwolf on Apr 26, 2005 23:17:01 GMT -4
Urgh.
The sense of false modesty strikes again ("I'll take off my clothes...but ONLY for my adoring public").
He is heretofore known as "The Patron Anti-Saint of False Modesty."
I am hereby starting a new pantheon: Anti-Saints. Those slebs whose perceived talents are writing checks their real talents can't cash.
I'll start with Mr. Ass Weasel and Odorline ("The Patron Anti-Saint of Bad Parents").
Of course, the head of the pantheon is the Anti-Christ himself: Bananas in Fucking Pajamas.
Back to topic: Asston is a dickweed.
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lemons
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Post by lemons on Apr 27, 2005 8:01:51 GMT -4
You don't think he'll do a film with Demi? It's torture just seeing them parade on the red carpet.
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