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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2016 14:22:53 GMT -4
What about lesbians? Who they supposed to submit to? Oh, they're too busy burning in hell to submit to anyone. You know Kirkles ain't down with that. I believe you're forgetting that a cure exists. For just 2397666 small payments of $19.99, I too could be a (drunk, suicidal, and/or homicidal) "straight" lady! Just therapize me and point me in the direction of whom I need to submit to!
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CAgirl
Blueblood
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Jan 28, 2005 14:59:05 GMT -4
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Post by CAgirl on May 2, 2016 14:39:43 GMT -4
I thought Candace wasn't as religious as Kirkles, but I think I was wrong. On the View, she ALWAYS has to bring up religion into her replies to anything. Anything! Yesterday she wore a shirt that said Jesus Saves, Bro. It's quite annoying.
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zivvie
Sloane Ranger
Aragorn will always be beautiful.
Posts: 2,714
Mar 8, 2005 15:48:15 GMT -4
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Post by zivvie on May 2, 2016 15:33:04 GMT -4
What about those married in civil unions, or by a justice of the peace, or by someone like me (by the power vested in me by that Internet site)? Those are legal in the US. Are all those married folks just a bunch of godless heathens, waiting for Satan to wield his fiery pitchfork and poke them in the butt for all eternity? All righty then.
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Post by divasahm on May 2, 2016 16:34:29 GMT -4
Which interpretation of the Bible are we to use? One of the modern hard-core evangelical versions, or a new-agey translation from the 1970s? Or the King James version? Or do we just go aaaall the way back to the scrolls and fill in the blanks with convenient exhortations that perpetuate whatever crap we're trying to inflict?
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sumire
Blueblood
Posts: 1,992
Mar 7, 2005 18:45:40 GMT -4
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Post by sumire on May 2, 2016 18:59:02 GMT -4
Hey Kirk, my husband is leading me to tell you that you're full of shit.
(I'm not actually married, I just wanted to say that.)
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Post by Auroranorth on May 2, 2016 22:01:23 GMT -4
Does he also eschew shellfish, polyester, pork and cheeseburgers?
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Post by Hamatron on May 2, 2016 22:36:48 GMT -4
I don't know, but much like the devil in The Witch, he's really into rich, fancy butter.
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Post by Ginger on May 2, 2016 22:51:59 GMT -4
I thought Candace wasn't as religious as Kirkles, but I think I was wrong. On the View, she ALWAYS has to bring up religion into her replies to anything. Anything! Yesterday she wore a shirt that said Jesus Saves, Bro. It's quite annoying. Candace is every bit as into Jesus as Kirk, but she is a little less fire and brimstone about it. She does not eschew pop culture the way her brother does. Mark Ballas, who was her partner on Dancing With the Stars said he went to one of those big music festivals with her and she was dancing to techno bands the whole time. Kirk would only go to a music festival in order to run a baptism tent for those who repent on the spot.
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Post by MrsOldManBalls on May 3, 2016 7:20:52 GMT -4
Which interpretation of the Bible are we to use? One of the modern hard-core evangelical versions, or a new-agey translation from the 1970s? Or the King James version? Or do we just go aaaall the way back to the scrolls and fill in the blanks with convenient exhortations that perpetuate whatever crap we're trying to inflict? I'm going with option #3. You can twist that one to suit your means the best. I was looking at all the Met Gala stuff, and when I saw Kirk Cameron's name I thought he attended the event and I freaked out. I was pretty pissed at Anna Wintour for a few seconds....
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sammyj
Valet
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Oct 22, 2015 19:35:36 GMT -4
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Post by sammyj on May 3, 2016 9:52:24 GMT -4
Does he also eschew shellfish, polyester, pork and cheeseburgers? He definitely endorses Subway. Remember his lameass office birthday party.
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