Ashlee Simpson

[ohnoshedidnt]

When I heard that story I attributed the behavior to drug (cocaine) use. She was acting paranoid. I can only imagine what she must be like when she thinks about him being with groupies.

[gitsie007]

She is such a talentless hack. I attribute her acts of bitchery to being insecure.

She will never live this down. Hee!

[Spinderella]

Tee Hee! It's too bad they couldn't play her real music all messed up or something in that clip. But the ho-down gets me every time!

[Deleted]

Feb 17, 2010 21:48:31 GMT -4 @tversky said:

Feb 17, 2010 16:04:30 GMT -4 @ronette said:

I never minded her and liked some of her songs (all right, let me just admit it, I really liked her entire first album), but I've HATED her ever since I read that story on Perez about her cursing out Michelle Trachtenberg. OK, pinch of salt because it's Perez and all, but it made Ashlee sound like the world's biggest bitch.

ETA: I just looked up that story again and apparently Ashlee admitted it, so she IS the world's biggest bitch.

WTH was her problem anyway? Michelle is Pete's ex-girlfriend, right? Is she one of those psycho jealous girls that can't stand the idea of their husband or boyfriend being with someone before them? Geez. She needs to grow the fuck up.

I know! She sounds like an awful person:

A completely wasted Ashlee screamed at Michelle, “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was fucking him!”

Is it wrong that I hope someone says the same thing to her someday?

[BoroKat]

And she is such a dumbass she does not realize that she really just insulted herself and Pete, not Michelle.

[susyhomewrecker]

Feb 17, 2010 21:38:54 GMT -4 @spinsterliz said:

I've heard it takes a few years for rhinoplasty to "settle". The results are often dramatic at first and then become less so over a period of years. I personally think Ashlee looked better with her old nose because it set her apart from the plastic Hollywood crowd. It also matched her face. Her new nose is nice by itself but it doesn't work on her face. It is too sharp and thin for her face and makes her chin look enormous.

Don't noses also continue to grow over time? She also looks like she's had her lips injected with something. I've never found her attractive, and I still don't. Hearing how ugly she is on the inside goes a long way to explain that, I think.

[Yossarian]

Feb 18, 2010 16:27:51 GMT -4 @susyhomewrecker said:

Feb 17, 2010 21:38:54 GMT -4 @spinsterliz said:

I've heard it takes a few years for rhinoplasty to "settle". The results are often dramatic at first and then become less so over a period of years. I personally think Ashlee looked better with her old nose because it set her apart from the plastic Hollywood crowd. It also matched her face. Her new nose is nice by itself but it doesn't work on her face. It is too sharp and thin for her face and makes her chin look enormous.

Don't noses also continue to grow over time? She also looks like she's had her lips injected with something. I've never found her attractive, and I still don't. Hearing how ugly she is on the inside goes a long way to explain that, I think.

Yep, and your nose can change A LOT in your early twenties so if you have it "enhanced" then there's still a good chance that you won't end up with what you paid for. My husband's family have beaks that only seem to emerge in their middle twenties, until then they have nice normal sized noses.

Same thing with women who get boob jobs in their late teens/early twenties: their breasts can keep growing so they end up with even larger boobs than they anticipated. And the latter is my personal theory as to how Lindsay Lohan manages to have miracle boobs that don't shrink as the rest of her does yet they are still kind of droopy and heavy. Real boob over fake boob. [/ end off topic TMI musing]

[Lisa Miller]

Ashlee and Pete's son in minor car accident.

"It was a minor fender-bender, and everyone is fine," the couple's rep tells PEOPLE.

[nowyouseeme]

What are these two working on that they are so busy they need a nanny? Glad the baby is ok though.

[spinsterliz]

May 18, 2010 18:38:05 GMT -4 nowyouseeme said:

What are these two working on that they are so busy they need a nanny?

That was my first thought as well. Why do they even need a nanny? Ashlee doesn't even have a job. (I don't know about Pete, but it seems his band isn't too busy either.)