King Charles III of the United Kingdom

[Brookie]

Probably. Hey, what about half a dozen yard-long party subs?

[azaleaqueen]

That's it, Brookie, that's it! And build-your-own sundaes.

Or, they could change the location of the party. Do they have Chuck E. Cheese in England? No pun intended.

[Brookie]

Dunno about Chuck E Cheese in England.

They DO have Cheezy Chuck though. He's next in line.

[azaleaqueen]

You know, we've been talking about this finger food like it's actually going to be something cooked. How do we know it's not going to be just chips and dip and veggie and fruit & cheese platters?

Actually, I think it'll be caviar and stuff like that. Queenie wouldn't be THAT tacky. Would she?

[Brookie]

Hmmm............ what kind of dip? The kind you make yourself with the onion soup powder and the lite sour cream?

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Brookie said:

Hmmm............ what kind of dip? The kind you make yourself with the onion soup powder and the lite sour cream?

Ooh, I guess I am white trash, cuz I love that stuff. But with full fat sour cream! Has to be full fat!

Maybe they can buy the pre-made Frito Lay dips? You know, the ones with a thousand and one preservatives and 10000% of your daily sodium allowance?

[Deleted]

You guys are very funny!

I have a serious question, though. Does anyone read the NY Post?

NYPost

Cindy Adams wrote:

The royal circle twitters that the palace, which is basically a snakes' nest, has "stuff" on him. As a result, there exists a signed document long carved out between Elizabeth and her eldest son. That if she lives to a certain age — I do not know the exact number — that, in return for permission to marry his Shih Tzu, he officially, formally and legally agrees to not assume the throne. Agrees to abdicate and leave it to Prince William. If the Queen passes on earlier than this predetermined age, then, I guess, the white smoke goes up and he gets the job.

What kind of "stuff" could she be talking about? Considering the idiotic things the royals do, I can't imagine what they have that would be so terrible...

[Aspasia]

Remember the Burrell trial, and the drip, drip, drip of secrets, one of which was about Chas. being caught in bed with a male manservant;)


The trial was nipped in the bud before too many secrets were told.

[azaleaqueen]

Oh, onion dip, either made yourself or premade storebought. Either way, you're right, FULL FAT!!! And, of course, Frito-Lay dips, especially the bean dip. Not to mention the stuff you make in the microwave with Ro-Tel and Velveeta. And maybe, a little guacamole?

[Brookie]

Now, I like the idea of the bean dip. That could make for a very interesting honeymoon night.

Also liking the idea of Chuckles passing the baton to Wills. I'm no Wills fan, but I'm even less of a Chuckles fan. The guy is absolutely a penis (as well as a tampon). He should just retire to one of his estates, grow organic veggies and talk to trees.

And eat finger food.