Mommie Dearest

[dwanollah]

I couldn't resist. As a mod, I feel entitled.

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[india7]

sleepy said:

I know that Christina was older than my aunt and bullying her, picking on her for some reason. My grandmother told JC she had better watch "that one" (Christina). JC and my grandmother starting arguing in the middle of the restaurant. My grandmother was all, "I don't know who the hell you think you are... blah blah bitchycakes." I din't ask how it ended, but now I'm dying to know.

Oh, MORE details, please! We have to hear the ending!

[twistedmartini]

In case you don't have big Halloween plans, it's on Oxygen tonight at 6:00 and 8:30. Double whammy!

Mommie Dearest, "she puts the mother in smother!"

[india7]

twistedmartini said:

In case you don't have big Halloween plans, it's on Oxygen tonight at 6:00 and 8:30. Double whammy!

Mommie Dearest, "she puts the mother in smother!"

Okay... how fast can I get home from Bed Bath and Beyond?

[huntergrayson]

Grr. Stupid Gilmore Girls/Veronica Mars love. Stupid commercials making the movie longer than it is.

Oh, I could always TiVo the first two hours and *then* switch. Man, I *have* to get some friends in on this fabulous night. Since my mom's kinda, uh, overbearing and domineering, it's the ultimate horror/hooorrr movie!

[Atreides]

Also, if you don't mind, would you post the link to the two boys parodying Mommie Dearest? If it's anything like the ABBA bitchslap/choking one, I'd love to see it.

Here you go!

Mommie Dearest re-enacted by little kids

[iceblink]

I saw a bit of this (again) during commercial breaks on another channel and man, Faye was really whaling on poor wee Christina in the cleaning of the bathroom floor scene, wasn't she? Kid must have been traumatized for life.

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atreides said:

Also, if you don't mind, would you post the link to the two boys parodying Mommie Dearest? If it's anything like the ABBA bitchslap/choking one, I'd love to see it.

Here you go!

Mommie Dearest re-enacted by little kids

I love how that little kid is sort of screaming with glee while his older brother beats him with a wire hanger. And I also love knowing that there's a 90% chance that one of their parents was helping out with camera work and editing.

[kafka]

atreides said:

Here you go!

Mommie Dearest re-enacted by little kids

Thanks, Atreides. I liked how the boys couldn't keep a straight face throughout many of their lines. The best part though was, as Jensational mentioned, how their parents must have helped them with the video. Pretty cool parents, if you ask me.

[proper stranger]

That parody is so awesome.

A birthday party with my friends is never complete until one of us asks the birthday girl/boy: "Is that the present you like best? Then THAT'S the present you can keep!"

My sister and I watched this constantly on HBO when we were kids. My mom still loves to remind us, "I'm bigger and faster. I will ALWAYS beat you."

Finally, I feel compelled to answer the question posed in Dwanollah's signature:

"BECAUSE I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FAAAAAAANS!!!!"