Diddy

[nuharoo]

P-Doody and his fug girl Kim Pooter make me sick, always trying to steal the friggin spotlight. He needs to just sit down somewhere and shut the fuck up.

What the heck was he doing at the oscars anyway? Seriously, the Acadamy lowered its standards enough with having Starlet host, now they had to lower it with inviting P Diddy?

[gloworm]

Puff may want to start finding more stuff to remix...

[snarkyfish]

The ex-girlfriend, Misa Hylton-Brim, had sued for higher monthly payments and about $398,000 in back support for their son, Justin.

I thought Misa was his ex-wife. Well whether they ever married or not, he lived with her and they had kids. He ought to be ashamed she had to actually take him to court to get him to do the right thing by his own son and provide more for him materially now that Diddy's got the money to do so.

[nuharoo]

*sigh*

Why can't he just have a monogamous relationship? Or better, stop knocking up the tramps.

[frenchy]

Kim Porter has hauled him into court several times to increase her child support, so I'm not surprised Misa decided to finally get in on that and get just as much money for her son. The two of them are going to continue to ratchet up the payments until Puffy is shelling out a cool million per month in child support and sleeping in a cardboard box, remixing on the side of the street for spare change. Kim has him paying child support for Al B. Sure's kid, in addition to his son.

Well, at least something good came out of all that crap music.

[gloworm]

You'll soon see 20 posthumous B.I.G. albums a la Tupac.

[Neurochick]

Why can't he just have a monogamous relationship? Or better, stop knocking up the tramps.

True, but the tramps can protect themselves too...unless they're looking for a big payday, which of course they are.

[sprouts]

Puppies, Pigeons, Penguins

plus

P Diddy, Puff Daddy, PShitty, Puffy, Pee Diddly, Puff, Pee Diddy, Puffster, Puffy Daddy, P-Diddley-Doodley, P-Doody.

Phew.

[snacktastic]

P. Diddy begs the question "When does a Renaissance man merely become a talentless famewhore?"

He should have stayed an A + R man or whatever he was before he decided it was a good idea to start rapping.

[Jcruz]

sprouts said:

Puppies, Pigeons, Penguins

plus

P Diddy, Puff Daddy, PShitty, Puffy, Pee Diddly, Puff, Pee Diddy, Puffster, Puffy Daddy, P-Diddley-Doodley, P-Doody.

Phew.

I always enjoyed calling him StuP.diddy. It seems quite fitting.