Renee Zellweger

[apollo]

snarkylyn said:

KC is so gay, he makes Al Scales Reynolds look like the Brawny paper towel guy.

Oh, god. I thought that the Brawny paper towel guy WAS gay.

(I am soooooo bad at this.)

[brinksteria]

Oh, god. I thought that the Brawny paper towel guy WAS gay.

The old blond guy with a moustache was bi. The new brunet dude is sleeping with Mr. Clean.

Congratulations, Kenny & Renee! You can make this work. Liza Minnelli had five sexless years with Peter Allen: a true love connection by showbiz standards. Brad & Jen only lasted four.

[monsterzero]

You know, when any of these snap decision weddings take place, it makes me question why I even bothered to get a degree in telecommunications/film. Seriously, Hollywood just sounds like the most fucked up place in the world that is concerned with nothing but image and then puts that twisted ideology onto the rest of the world like some twisted hierarchy of acceptance that breaks all realistic terms. This isn't healthy: this is obviously a marriage designed to get someone attention at the expense of their own happiness in pursuit of that same goal. And all this for more movies like 'Me, Myself, and Irene' and the increasingly obnoxious Bridget Jones flicks??

This is so sad it's funny, and funny it's sad. Goddamn.

[borborygmus]

Well, I wondered if KC ever took that stupid hat off, and it ain't pretty either way. I think he looks like Scott Hamilton (the figure skater) more than PAoM.

Poor Renee. She's obviously looking for love (in all the wrong places).

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I'm a little late on this, but Chocolate Hole, LOL!

Foxfair said:

I wonder what exacty Miss Z has done to herself to look so bad? She used to be very pretty in that blonde, wholesome, girl-next-door way. Her face is all scrunchy and puffy and her body is this sinewy little toothpick - how can she not see how bad this looks? I bet even 10lbs would help a lot.

I think not only the current starvation, but also, she kept gaining and losing and regaining and relosing weight. That is extremely unhealthy and it really has taken a toll on her looks. I think it can even cause heart problems later in life! The first time she lost all the Bridget Jones weight she looked bad-skinny, but not nearly as bad-skinny as she does now.

As for this wedding, all I can say is WTF.

[Ginger]

There are more pics over at the EZboard. Renee looks like she's trying to do the coy, slinky thing she does on the red carpet, but she just looks like a hunched-over skeleton.

Lil Kenny must be very short because Renee's only about 5'5" and they look about the same height.

[darlinglilly]

Monster Zero you're lucky though. You can come home from your job at the end of the day and have a great laugh.

This Kenny guy wasn't on my radar at all. What are some of the gay rumors floating around, if anyone knows. I think Renee has been addled by too much of the white powder and not enough nutrients to her brain. It's sad, really, because I did like her once upon a time.

[roxpopuli]

let's just hope they stay together... and don't reproduce.

As skeletal as she is, I doubt she even menstruates. I don't predict any children coming out of her shriveled up womb anytime soon.

Edited because trying to spell is stupid before the morning coffee!

[Auroranorth]

Oh, and thanks for the info AuroraNorth, I really had no idea who this guy is.

Anytime, Foxfair.

You guys have clearly not been listening to country the last couple days. Women have been calling in and sobbing that OMG he's MARRIED and we'll never get together and have babies and...sigh. He's not a bad singer, but hot? No. Now, Trace Adkins is hot, and the guy can sing! (Okay, he's also married and it's not surprising he does country because his life story sounds like a country song. I just don't want Squinty McWeightloss* to get her bony hands on him.)

*TM Sars and Tomato Nation.

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Believe it or not, I think she would have been justified in turning down her second turn as Bridget Jones, for the reason that she'd have to gain 20 pounds again and then lose it again. I mean, how many times can you do that and have your skin not start sagging? I think she's, what, 34 or 35? After a certain point, it's not all going to spring right back the way it was before.

Although, come to think of it, surgical nips and tucks are nothing to these celebrities so maybe loose skin is not an issue with her -- Just get it tightened back up again!