Renee Zellweger

[clementine74]

It is intervention time. All of this up and down yo-yo dieting is no good for the ole ticker, and frankly, she looks near death to me. And actually, I think her face looks PUFFIER when she's stick thin--i don't know if it is in comparison to her body, or perhaps the drugs she might be popping to keep her weight down. I wish some people would stand up and say something about this epidemic--and I don't mean J-Lo praising her big bum. This won't cease until enough people stop accepting it.

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Her puffiness is beyond a natural roundness to her face. She looks swollen. It's a look bulimics get.

[brinksteria]

Her mouth fascinates me. There's some cruel defect there. Her anatomy is such that she cannot close her mouth, unless she strains her cheeks and pushes those lips together with the force of a thousand mandibles. I get exhausted watching her try to do that.

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brinksteria said:

Her mouth fascinates me. There's some cruel defect there. Her anatomy is such that she cannot close her mouth, unless she strains her cheeks and pushes those lips together with the force of a thousand mandibles. I get exhausted watching her try to do that.

LOL. As I was reading that I was pursing my lips together!

ETA : Yay, I'm committed snark, woo hoo!!

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brinksteria said:

Her mouth fascinates me. There's some cruel defect there. Her anatomy is such that she cannot close her mouth, unless she strains her cheeks and pushes those lips together with the force of a thousand mandibles. I get exhausted watching her try to do that.

ROFL

Kind of like how a crocodile's mouth works. (or is it the alligator?)

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Her mouth fascinates me. There's some cruel defect there. Her anatomy is such that she cannot close her mouth, unless she strains her cheeks and pushes those lips together with the force of a thousand mandibles. I get exhausted watching her try to do that.

Okay, this? Caused me to bray like a demented donkey (or Julia Roberts, whichever you prefer).

Perfect, brinksteria!

[sexlexia]

I so want to become a photographer at these types of events so I can yell stuff out like, "Renee! Over here! Renee! EAT A FRIGGIN' SANDWICH!"

Bwah!

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A couple of weeks ago, Mr. Bones was shopping at Walmart and she was there, also shopping. She had a hoard of people chasing her, although Mr. Bones (who could (couldn't?) care less about famous celebrities) just glanced over and asked someone what the hoopla was about. When he heard it was Renee Zellweger, he shrugged, made a mental note to tell me when he got home and continued on his Walmart-shopping way. I did hear that she wanted to buy a house in CT to compromise w/ boyfriend Jack White, but since they broke up, I was surprised to see her here. Does anyone know if she bought the house in CT anyway, or was she here for a different reason?

[johnboysmole]

BagofBones, that's really funny that you mention that because when Renee was still with Jack the buzz around here (Detroit) was that she was looking to buy a house in this area. I used to see the two of them all the time since Jack is from this area. I wonder if any of it is true.

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RENEE ZELLWEGER & KENNY CHESNEY MARRY