Renee Zellweger

[ftangie]

I wouldn't be suprised if she goes all Nicky Hilton and gets it annulled real quick.

[spider]

I'm sure she was in Dublin recently, shacked up with Damien Rice.

[borborygmus]

Oh, my goodness, but he's homely as a mud fence! With her "anus face" and his petit fugliness, let's just hope they stay together... and don't reproduce.

[jaghetersimon]

I'm starting to believe those blow rumors.

Either way, she's got some serious issues. Too bad, because she seems pretty nice. Maybe she was just desperate to settle down, and this dude happened to come along.

Isn't he "best friends" with Tim McGraw?

[jollyrancher]

This is a complete WTF moment. Ah, the dangers of starving yourself half to death. You end up making really stupid decisions like marrying a gay cowboy that you've known for 2 minutes.

[spinsterliz]

I find this funny because in Cosmo magazine a while back, Renee scoffed at rumors she'd been engaged to Jim Carrey. She said something about how they'd only been together a year and "as if I would consider marriage after only a year!" I guess she has since changed her views.

I don't think she and Kenny will last. It's just too spur-of-the-moment. I also don't think they'll reproduce. She's probably not healthy enough to carry a baby for nine months. Frankly, I doubt she even gets her period at this point.

[foxfair]

This is a complete WTF moment. Ah, the dangers of starving yourself half to death. You end up making really stupid decisions like marrying a gay cowboy that you've known for 2 minutes.

Funny, jollyrancher.

I don't even know who this cowboy dude is. And after reading the last page or so I, too am starting to wonder if Renee isn't letting the pressures of H-Wood go to her head.

Does anyone remember about a year or two ago there were all those reports about her bursting into tears at a party and crying about how "no one would ever" love her etc.?

She certainly looks like a woman under an immense amount of pressure. I want to invite her over for a week so we can sit out on my back deck sucking back Frapps and talking about boys.

[monkeypants]

Chippy McChipmunk got married?

To echo everyone else, this is definitely one of those "wtf?!?!" moments.

I've always liked Renee, but this is one of those moments where you really wonder what motivated her into marrying a guy she's known for a couple of months. Is she that desperate to have someone love her?

(Apologies if this sounds a bit mean, I'm genuinely concerned for Renee's mental state)

[heavenwithagun]

OMG, I came here expecting everyone to be wailing about Damien. Someone told me she got married and I guess I jumped to conclusions.

I just checked the posts here and it must have been another thread where everyone was screaming "Not my Damien!"

She doesn't seem like the impulsive type.

[fiona3]

JenniPoo said:

To paraphrase someone much funnier than myself:

He's gayer than gay. He's Gaylord Gay of 69 Gay Street Gaytown, USGay. As in, he's gay with jazz hands. shocked.

What? This guy is supposed to be
gay?

Surely you jest.

So ahm ... congratulations?