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Post by MrsCatHead on Jan 3, 2010 14:42:20 GMT -4
Dear Hollywood
I am bored with appr. 80% of the movies that hit the big screen. Please please please hire some original writers. Entertain us, dammit! That's what you're there for!
Meow MrsCatHead
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2010 15:00:22 GMT -4
Dear Hollywood:
Please stop giving David Spade work. He's not funny anymore. In fact, he comes across as downright creepy and sleazy. Rules Of Engagement would be a nice little sitcom without his character.
Sincerely,
David Spade is my all-time best seller!
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Post by Mouse on Jan 5, 2010 16:41:58 GMT -4
Dear Hollywood,
I've asked this before, but please make movies where teenage girls aren't knocked up, raped, or murdered. Thank you.
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Post by yournamehere on Jan 7, 2010 17:35:51 GMT -4
Dear Hollywood, I've asked this before, but please make movies where teenage girls aren't knocked up, raped, or murdered. Thank you. Or, alternately, like to do more than sing, dance and wear pretty dresses.
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Post by huntergrayson on Jan 8, 2010 4:25:37 GMT -4
Dear NBC: Okay, so Jay Leno's show crashed and burned spectacularly, as many thought it would. The ratings are terrible, the affiliates are pissed and there's certainly no TV critics championing how funny he is. Because he isn't. Rather than doing the reasonable thing, which would be to cancel him and try to work on making a few of the whopping 19 pilots you ordered actually become good shows that people will watch, you've decided that the solution to Leno's EPIC FAIL is to actually reward him with his old 1130 timeslot? The fuck? And Conan, after he toiled and waited to get the Tonight Show, now gets pushed back to 12:05? Or is being given the option to walk?
This is why you're in last place, NBC. Seriously, you suck and Conan should leave you. Does Leno have video of Jeff Zucker eating a baby after he killed a hooker in a coked-out rage? Stop making foolish choices and rather than reducing leno's show to a half-hour, realize that he's an unfunny comic dinosaur that no one likes anymore and CANCEL HIM.
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Post by FotoStoreSheila on Jan 8, 2010 11:05:48 GMT -4
Dear NBC,
Fire Jeff Zucker already. He has been making ridiculously bad programming decisions for almost a decade.
Oh, and huntergrayson is right. Put Leno on an ice flow.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2010 11:19:27 GMT -4
Dear NBC,
Fire Jay Leno. Give Conan a better lead-in, and give him a chance to develop. Have more original scripted programming, you know stuff that might actually be good.
Oh, and cancel Heroes too. It sucks.
Dear CBS,
Don't you dare ever mess with my beloved Craig Ferguson like NBC is with Conan. If you ever do, I will put a hex on Les Moonves. Seriously.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2010 11:28:28 GMT -4
Seriously. I watched (and watch (and watched)) that Leno Family sketch last night and it felt like I was picking a scab on the scraped knee I got when I was 14. Horrifyingly unfunny.
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Post by SweetOblivion on Jan 8, 2010 15:54:36 GMT -4
And bring back My Name Is Earl, a show that people watched and thought was actually funny. I love Joel McHale and Amy Poehler, but their shows blow.
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Post by Ripley on Jan 8, 2010 15:59:39 GMT -4
And bring back My Name Is Earl, a show that people watched and thought was actually funny. This.
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