Re: Dear Hollywood...

[legaleagle]

Dear Hollywood -

You can hide bad acting with explosions. You can hide sucky special effects with good directing. But when your screenplay sucks there's no where to go but down. I realize that not every screenwriter is going to be a Kauffman or Payne, but could you please stop giving movies with scripts written by people with the abilities of the average 4 year old the green light, I'd really appreciate it.

Sincerely,
Legal Eagle.

[quickychick]

Dear Hollywood,

It was really refreshing to have a woman older than a fetus be the romantic lead in a movie (Keaton, Diane). Please keep it up.

Lurve and wrinkles,
quickychick

[Brookie]

It's not necessary to hold a prestigious (well, it used to be anyway!), televised awards show and hire a one trick pony singer such as Beyonce to attempt to sing a song from an operatic-themed movie, something in French that she probably learned in Braille and accompany a talented artist and add nothing to a song he has already popularized. I know you got an economical group rate on her, but let's make this the last time you pull this shit. Thanks so much.

[colette]

When you cast 65 year old men opposite 35 year old women I don't buy tickets. You want to know why I don't buy tickets? Because I'm too busy vomiting.

[Deleted]

Dear Hollywood:

Enough with the awards shows. These people have egos like Napoleon's already and it's sick to see that being fed into even more. You have these people walk down a red carpet, for god's sake and the media carries on over them like they're world-shattering events! How about trimming them down a little?

Signed, Bonsai

cc: Entertainment Media

[mostlyharmless]

Dear Hollywood,

Jean Claude Van Damme, Still working. Why?

[orangeslice]

Dear Hollywood:

I'm completely unimpressed by the character of actors, foisted upon us through nepotism.

I will personally be coming to pick up SAG cards that were given to Hollywood kids who never should have gotten them.

[Deleted]

Dear Hollywood,

It was really refreshing to have a woman older than a fetus be the romantic lead in a movie (Keaton, Diane). Please keep it up.

Lurve and wrinkles,
quickychick

Dear hollywood,

In addition to what quickychick wrote, please stop encouranging young girls to get botox and facelifts by the age of 40 it really is not needed and most of your leading ladies today look like wax skeletons.

Michiiiii

[monkeypox]

Dear Hollywood,

What Upper Class Twit said, but with Kevin Spacey.

And every time someone creates a new reality show, God kills a puppy. I just thought you should know.

Love,
MonkeyPox

[kaylee]

Dear Hollywood,

if you put Michael Vartan next to Jude Law next to Ralph Fiennes, I can't tell you which one is which.
Shouldn't that worry you?

Love

Kay

PS: Russel Crowe? Please make it stop.