Re: Dear Hollywood...

[mostlyharmless]

PS: Russel Crowe? Please make it stop.

Dear Hollywood,

Please can you hire Russell Crowe to make another epic. It should be shot on location in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Iran, Palistine and Detroit. Don't worry about security, Russell keeps on telling us how tough he is, I'm sure he won't want to be babysat by a bunch of bodyguards.

Thank You.

PS Production Completion Insurance. A good thing.

[katiebear3]

Dear Hollywood,

I hate you. Fall into the ocean.

Kate,

[mommybeast]

Dear Hollywood,

Sarah Michelle Gellar? Can't act. Stop casting her in things. She's not pretty, she's not talented, she's not funny, she's not clever. Just give her a shiny object and let her go away.

What I said above? Goes for Julia Stiles too.

Oh, and one more thing. If you force us to sit through any more Vin Diesel-he-so-tuff features, I'll take a hostage, I swear to God.

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if you put Michael Vartan next to Jude Law next to Ralph Fiennes, I can't tell you which one is which. Shouldn't that worry you?

Ha!


Dear Hollywood:

I don't really go to the movies because they always suck, but when I do, for $11 a head. you should at least buy me dinner first.

No love.

[kostgard]

Dear Hollywood,

Yeah, about Paris Hilton (and her ilk)...please stop it. Just...stop.

Her only talents are being a skank and being born into a rich family. That can land you in the tabloids and gossip columns, but it should NOT land you roles in tv and movies. She is not an actress, she is not a singer. Please stop acting like she is and casting her in your projects.

Thank you kindly.

[lunamaria]

Dear Hollywood,

Please stop remaking great foreign films and trying to pretend that you came up with those great ideas yourself. Instead of hiring screen writers whose works strongly resemble those seen on Query Letters I Love and fill up the theater with such crapfest known as Alone in the Dark or Gigli, how about cultivating authors who could actually string sentences together to form a semi-decent plotline?

Honestly, it's not that the American public dislike subtitles-we just need practice. It's quite refreshing to see other faces on my silver screen other than your high-maintenance, overpaid, over-botoxed stars.

Kisses,

lunamaria.

[MrsOldManBalls]

Dear Hollywood,

Beautiful women come in sizes bigger than 6x. Some men find them very attractive too.
Just though I'd let you know.


Sincerely,
Mrs OldManBalls

[Deleted]

Dear Hollywood,

Please tell Jennifer Lopez that she's neither talented, sexy, nor attractive. Only the corpse thinks of her as Botticelli's Venus. I don't.

Thank you.

[colette]

Dear Hollywood,

Not every woman looks better as a blonde.

Cheers,

Colette

[yonkerschik]

Dear Hollywood

RE: Nicole Kidman

Please elaborate on Ms. Kidman. I need more info on her. I'm not seeing what you see. I SEE NOTHING.