Celebrity Fashion

[Ginger]

Is it just me, or does the Costume Institute Gala seem to be deteriorating into an event about as exclusive and classy as the MTV Awards? Jessica Simpson, Lil Kim, the Desperate Housewives. It's becoming very trashy.

[thegoodgirl]

From the Young Hollywood Awards:

What is Jenny McCarthey doing there? And wearing a fugly, too young outfit, it looks like Marc Jacobs, which figures.
Angie Harmon - kinda like the dress and accessories, simple take on the bohemian trend
Why, Aisha, why?
Marcia Cross - like the top, but would have looked better with black pants or even dressy jeans...as it is, she looks washed out
Gwen Stefani just needs to stop, she is desperate for attention.
Jessica Alba in a weird dress,
A closer look at the upper half of Jessica's dress, reminds me of Madonna circa 1990
Josie Maran for those of you who love her, you know who you are!
I almost didn't post this pic, I was so meh about it...she needs to go back to darker hair... ][O/T]- what is up with everybody going blond these days? Blonde just doesn't look good on everybody, sheesh! [/O/T]

[twitches]

Kelly Osbourne. I really hate those tattoos on her feet.

Tori Spelling needs a sandwich!

Marcia Cross. Did she wrap an extra dress around her waist in case she got cold later?

I don't know who this is, but it's proof the whole dress-over-pants thing needs to stop.

Sometimes, there are just no words. just barely work safe!

But there are more pictures!

[spider]

Sometimes, there are just no words. just barely work safe!

That woman looks like her stomach swelled up really quickly and it ripped her dress to shreds so she had to stick it back on with masking tape. I'm assuming it's some kind of alien as she looks far too old to actually be pregnant.

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As I suspected, Miss "My Dress Fell Apart" is Jordan.
I used to read a Brit gossip site, and she was a frequent "star." Currently, she's attempting to be the Brit entry into Eurovision. (Why I know this kind of crap escapes me. Nice to know it comes in handy occasionally, though.)

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Wow. Jordan still can't stop being a skank even with a bun in the oven.

I like Jenny McCarthy but yeah, she seems a little long in the tooth to be attending the Young Hollywood Awards - especially in an outfit that manages to make her look dowdy.

[huntergrayson]

Okay, the Getty pictures of the Met Gala were the work of the worst photographer ever -- all the actresses looked weird and wonk-eyed and Jennifer Connelly was too shiny, etc. Look at the difference between the Getty and Yahoo pics of Naomi Watts.

Being "young hollywood" (23 and in LA), I do know how Angie Harmon is but I think most wouldn't. I don't, however, know why she exists and/or is famous.

twitches said:

Kelly Osbourne. I really hate those tattoos on her feet.

Agreed. But I'm not sure they're permanent. Matching tattoos on different feet? Ick. I love/hate this entire picture. I think I should post in my apt. and when I'm about to go out, see if I'm feeling that skanky and if so, reconsider cruising of WeHo.

[foxfair]

Oh Jordan. I am not even going to try and launch a defense of this woman based on her truly hideous sartorial choices but you know? She isn't *actually* that bad. She's one of the most honest celebs I know of, in terms of just straight up admitting that a)she's in it for the $ and the fame and as much of it as she can possibly get and b)she uses her sex appeal (I know, I know, but millions of straight guys disagree) to achieve it.

Also, she's only 26! She needs to lay off the orange colouring.

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Sorry I don't have a picture to add, but I just have to comment: Kelly Osbourne tries so hard it's absolutely pathetic. I don't like her the least bit, but I feel sorry for anyone who has to compensate for their lack of good natural looks by making themselves into a freak.

Man, that sounded harsh. But she just bugs the hell out of me.

Let me add: I know plenty of women who are not naturally pretty, who still come off looking great with the right hair, make-up, clothes, etc. They don't feel that neurotic need to look like a vampire to distract from the fact that, like most people, they are not natural beauties.

[fiona3]

Bonsai said:

Sorry I don't have a picture to add, but I just have to comment: Kelly Osbourne tries so hard it's absolutely pathetic. I don't like her the least bit, but I feel sorry for anyone who has to compensate for their lack of good natural looks by making themselves into a freak.

I agree. She looks awful.