Ugly

[mementomori]

I think Cara looks like one of the Hemingway sisters. That combined with her IDGAF attitude and sly humor (that Reese Witherspoon IG post HAD to be intentional) makes her gorgeous to me.

[sardonictart]

Since I'm seeing him all over social media lately and every single article talks about how popular he is with the ladies, I feel the need to point out that I do not now not have I ever found Derek Jeter attractive. Tiny eyes, weird narrow pointy features, bland coloring - he looks like a drab Dr. Seuss character. He seems like an okay guy and is obviously very good at his sport, but physically attractive? Boring, bland, blah. I'm sure he'll be crying in the arms of a supermodel over my pronouncement. Ha.

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The hagiography of St. Jeter has just been bugging the hell out of me, granted I'm a Red Sox fan so I may be just a teensy bit biased. Keith Olbermann agrees with me though. He had a nice rant (backed up with stats even!) about all the stupid celebrations and ass-kissings the other day. I loved it.

[discoprincess]

Sept 28, 2014 15:39:50 GMT -4 sardonictart said:

Boring, bland, blah. I'm sure he'll be crying in the arms of a supermodel over my pronouncement. Ha.

...or some Hollywood actress (or the occasional singer, e.g. Mariah. I liked him with Mariah).

Derek Jeter must have some kind of swagger to be snagging all these women. Although he's not my type, I can kind of see why some women would be drawn to him. As for his (former) teammate/frenemy Alex Rodriguez, I never got why people found him attractive. (Yes, Madonna and Kate Hudson, that means you too!) A-Rod is also way more obnoxious than Jeter, so there is that.

[jerseyjezebel]

Derek Jeter is dating a model named Hannah Davis. I've never heard of her, but apparently she's a swimsuit model. She was sitting with Derek's parents at his last home game.

[chonies]

Derek Jeter was funny when he was on SNL a million years ago--I still find myself singing "Derek Jeter's Taco Hole" every now and then. But I don't find him attractive, and he was fairly charisma-free in his segments of Finding Your Roots.

[sobe]

I will never like Derek Jeter for that damn "flip" play against my Oakland Athletics in the playoffs all those years ago, but he was a good sport on SNL. Derek Jeter's Taco Hole was great, but I also rememeber him saying (possibly while dressed as a woman), "Uuugh, Derek Jeter looks like The Rock had sex with a muppet."

[chonies]

OMG, I remember that! I had to look up the details, but he played Candy Soriano in a "Baseball Wives" sketch.

[Coffeecakes]

I remember the sketch where he got a perm. He was really good. I still think he is hot too. Lol

[chonies]

I just checked Hulu and his episode is not available. >: (