You Know You're Addicted to CPMCoG When...

[mrpancake]

YKYATCPMCoG when...

...after reading through various threads today, you make a mental note that everyone seems to be a bit edgy/snippy today. Myself included. I've found myself not typing exactly what I want to type. There must be something in the air.

And I'm a little ashamed about it.

[splendagirl]

mrpancake said:

YKYATCPMCoG when...

...after reading through various threads today, you make a mental note that everyone seems to be a bit edgy/snippy today. Myself included. I've found myself not typing exactly what I want to type. There must be something in the air.

And I'm a little ashamed about it.

Hey! That is so effin true!!! I have been a brat all day to everyone online and offline. What's the explanation? Is it the big let down from the TomKat baby affair (and well, now there is no more speculatin' going on)?

I was invited out to dinner this evening and replied, "Why? Is it urgent? How about another time? Unless it's urgent, then well, maybe I can come. " My response was with the same enthusiasm I would give if someone asked me to help clean their basement.

[topher]

This place does cycle from good days to bad.

[dwanollah]

Only one solution, kids. Line up and wait for the administrative spankings! *hands Topher the paddle*

[topher]

***looks at paddle and wonders why it has engraving: Property of Mistress Dwa's Dungeon***

[dwanollah]

*waggles eyebrows suggestively, holds up paint she used to paint over "Property of Brookie's Love Den"*

[Oxynia]

As the former general manager and chief pencil sharpener of Brookie's Love Den, I can attest that she never used wooden paddles as they tend to splinter and warp when swung too hard. Rather, Brookie is a purveyor of fine quality corporal instruments and insists on triple-reinforced PVC paddles with a titanium core. Preferably made in Germany.

Thus, the item in question cannot have come from the Love Den. Which means it was Dwannie's all along. Nice try, sweetie, but you're busted! ;D

[dwanollah]

Shit! I thought I hid all the splintered paddles at Moldy's house!

[tinyshoes]

...you hear a Duran Duran song and can't help but think of Dwanollah, the Wakefield Twins and a room full of Barbie dolls.

[laconicchick]

...you notice that tinyshoes is at 999 posts and feel all excited for her.