Death Pool

[vacationland]

Heavens, no, Electric Mayhem...don't want to poach one of yours, I've got plenty! I thought I'd checked thoroughly; guess I missed your claim. Sorry about that.

Jerry Fallwell? Jeeze, if we can get Pat Buchanan or Jesse Helms to choke on a sammich or something then we could have a trifecta! I'd accept Bill O'Reilly as a substitute, of course.

[Brookie]

Also, since I haven't seen her claimed by anyone here yet (unless my reading skills have totally gone to pot), Lady Bird Johnson.

Ah hell! I had her on the old site! She's all yours.

ETA: NBC is reporting that Johnny Cochrane has died.

[lemons]

Brookie, you bet me to it!

I had no idea until just a few seconds ago.

[Brookie]

Sorry, Lemons! My glee just would not let me wait. I even interrupted making my dinner to get the jump on this guy. Wonder if the ubiquitous Mr. Simpson will attend the funeral. Or perhaps he's still seeking his wife's killer on the golf courses of the world.

[hasbro]

Vacationland said:

Heavens, no, Electric Mayhem...don't want to poach one of yours, I've got plenty! I thought I'd checked thoroughly; guess I missed your claim. Sorry about that.

Jerry Fallwell? Jeeze, if we can get Pat Buchanan or Jesse Helms to choke on a sammich or something then we could have a trifecta! I'd accept Bill O'Reilly as a substitute, of course.

I'm taking Bill O'Reilly in an auto-erotic asphixiation. Since the lawsuit I have him pegged as a scarfer.

[schmoosie]

Anyone call Johnny Cochran? He has just died. Brain tumor.

[vacationland]

I'm taking Bill O'Reilly in an auto-erotic asphixiation. Since the lawsuit I have him pegged as a scarfer.

Heh. Perhaps choking on a loofah? I'd accept either one, The Dude. (Great name, btw...Big Lebowski fan?)

Schmoosie, I did, kinda sorta, on the previous page. Basically I asked if anyone had called him, just before he died.

[Brookie]

Whoever called The Pope gets an "award" this week as well. Italian News just announced his death, although The Vatican has not made an official announcement yet.

(And NO, we are not starting a thread on the Pope, please.)

[topher]

No award yet. Vatican officials say he is not dead.

[Deleted]

And hasn't he come back from the edge of the grave like, ten times already? This is going to be like Arafat's death, it'll go on for days before it's official.