Celebrity Crushes

[Smilla]

Simon Cowell. Hmmm, this one is even less easily explained than the Ryan Seacrest crush. In fact, it slightly pains me to even mention it.

Nah, it's easy to see how a patron of this site in particular could start crushing on Simon. He's snarky.

[aims]

Jeff Gordon. Is he considered a celebrity? If so then yeah, hanging my head in shame.

Count me in on the Terry O' Quinn love, and also Josh Holloway. I love those boys from "Lost".

[jennipoo]

Jeff Gordon

The only semi-redneck who Pings harder than Kenny Chesney.

[tipsygrrl]

I don't know, JenniPoo. Kenny Chesney pings pretty damn hard.

Topic? I was madly, madly, madly in love with Chris Sarandon when I was about 15. I used to tape all sorts of terrible TV movies just to see him.

[lolalovesfrankie]

aims, since you had to bring the Nascar crush to the table, I'll lay mine out there, too: Dale Jr. I was at Publix the other day and was trying to figure out how to hide his life-size cutout under my shirt, to bring home and stare at.

In middle school, I had the biggest crush on Kevin Costner. My friends and I even had a fan club. With membership cards. And Kevin-movie-marathons.

I didn't think I was really embarassed by this one, but as I type this, my cheeks are turning red: Dave Matthews. Yeah, I know. He's stoned all the time. And all of his albums sound the same. But I've seen him in concert 3 times and there's just something about his mumbling, stripy shirt wearing self that makes me all tingly.

And my final embarassing crush? Jimmy Buffett. He has a daughter my age. I would still do him and then make him sing to me.

[aims]

Yeah, um, the Jeff Gordon thing wasn't nearly as bad before I had this really hot dream about him.

I had such a crush on Joe Penny back in his "Riptide" days. Also ( so I don't seem too strange after the Gordon thing) Chris Meloni really makes me want to rent the "Oz" DVD's.

And.... there's just something about Vin Diesel

[panther]

lightweights!

l had a crush on chewbacker from Star Wars! (only joking)

when l was 11 l had a crush on Michael J. Fox, then Chris Sarandon and then Gary Oldman.

[tinyshoes]

tipsygrrl said:

Topic? I was madly, madly, madly in love with Chris Sarandon when I was about 15. I used to tape all sorts of terrible TV movies just to see him.

Oh, god, how could I forget him? He was the only reason I didn't fall asleep during Tale of Two Cities in 7th grade history. He was so hot as Sydney Carton. Funny, he wasn't as hot when he played Charles Darnay in the same flick.

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Hal Sparks.

Actually, I'm not sure if it is embarrassing. I'm not American and haven't read anything about him or seen him in anything before I watched a few episodes of Queer as Folk. It's just that I get the impression he's kind of weird and just... tries too hard or something. I have a feeling he is someone who a lot of people would find annoying.

I watched an interview with him somewhere on the net, and I felt myself blush and getting hot and bothered.

He's short and seems annoying, but he could have his way with me anytime. Those eyes! Gawd!

Also, I've had a weird crush on Eric Stoltz for years. I don't really know what is up with that. I totally get it when people say they think he comes off kind of sleasy and creepy and even ugly, but I can't help it.

[brinksteria]

This crush is no more. But I'm moritified that I spent one pre-teen summer mooning after Ralph Macchio. I spent all my allowance on weekday matinees of Karate Kid 2. I'm tired of the self-loathing, so I thought I'd 'fess up here.