Celebrity Crushes

[january]

Simon Cowell. Hmmm, this one is even less easily explained than the Ryan Seacrest crush. In fact, it slightly pains me to even mention it.

I had a weird, sexy dream about Simon once, and I made the mistake of telling my best friend, who has never let me forget it. It is pretty embarassing, but something about the way he says the word "ghastly" just makes me giggle...

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Christopher Walken. Because he's hot in a very creepy way.

Bruce Willis a'la "Hudson Hawk" (which isn't THAT bad of a movie... shaddup!)

Should I admit my shameful love for all four members of the Monkees--especially Mickey Dolenz--here? No, I think not.

[indygirl]

panther said:

when l was 11 l had a crush on Michael J. Fox, then Chris Sarandon and then Gary Oldman.

I read that as Gary Coleman! Which would have been even more impressive than the Chewbacca crush!

[johnboysmole]

I think my history of embarassing celebrity crushes began with Fonzie. While all my friends were into Leif Garrett and David (or was it Shaun) Cassidy, I was allllll about the Fonz. Then I added John Travolta, yes, even in Urban Cowboy.

Now it has been unexplainable (Drew Carey), to downright shameless (Vince Vaughn, and Jesse James from "Monster Garage").

Count me in on the Terry O' Quinn love

Oh yeah...I am more into Locke than any of the other dudes on the island. Which brings me to my other embarrassing crush genre: Old Dudes. There is William Peterson, Tom Selleck, and Sean Connery before his pants got too high and he started talking about slapping women.

I also love smart men. Slightly embarassing. See: Gordon, Phil; O'Brien, Conan

[electricmayhem]

ranma said:

Michael Keaton

Yeah, me too. Must be the eyebrows...or something.

My Kiefer Sutherland crush is also a little strange, seeing as how he's 38 and I just turned 19.

[prickle]

Yay, John-boy's Mole! We share the Drew Carey love. Completely unexplainable. But it's there. I met him at a taping of Whose Line once, and it only magnified the love. Why? I don't know....it's a mystery even to me.

And I also share in the Monkee love. Mickey Dolenz had my heart all a-flutter when I watched Monkee reruns back in the late 80's. Have you seen Davy Jones lately? That man aged mighty fine.

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Time for me to fess up and tell you about my embarassing crush:

Ray Romano. I am not kidding.

Bill Clinton

Little tidbit: He was a teen magazine pin-up back when he was running for Prez in 1992 and they called him "Clinton The Cutie". I am giggling like a schoolgirl as I'm typing this little fact.

[johnboysmole]

Yay, John-boy's Mole! We share the Drew Carey love. Completely unexplainable.

Prickle (Ha!) Funny, eh? You know, I think a sense of humor really turns me on more than I think. Also, he just seems naughty.

Speaking of naughty, I also have a crush on Clinton. I'd show him my thong dammit.

[mansonlamps]

Wow, this is embarrassing, but Ice-T. Something about him.....can't explain, but the man makes me hot.

And I'm all about the Denis Leary and Dave Foley love too.

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Electric said:

Yeah, me too. Must be the eyebrows...or something.

...or it could be the bee-stung lips. The maniacal eyes, perhaps?

My Kiefer Sutherland crush is also a little strange, seeing as how he's 38 and I just turned 19.

Don't worry, I was 14 when I went into my Keaton phase. He was 38/39 back then.