Celebrity Crushes

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OK, I totally crush on Vincent D'Onofrio whenever I see him in something. He's just so manly. Or something.

I also recently confessed to a crush on Donald Sutherland. Nope, not Keifer. Donald!

I also understand how Monica could do what she did with Bill Clinton. There's just something about him . . .

And if we're going to discuss embarassing 21 Jump Street crushes, I would like to offer my crush on Michael Bendetti. He's the poor man's Richard Grieco and that's really saying something considering that in recent years Richard Grieco is the poor man's Richard Grieco which means Michael is really really unemployed.

And does anyone remember Brian Bloom? Nope. OK, then nevermind.

[duskwolf]

Bruce Campbell.

Even after, tonight, I saw his episode of Megas XLR. Even after Alien Apocalypse.

I should be ashamed of myself.

[foxfair]

I have to confess. . .
I'm crushing on Xzibit (yes, the Pimp my Ride guy): I love his smile and his braids, what can I say?

Oh, I am with you on that one! He just seems like he'd be so easy and fun to hang out with. His attitude and sense of humour make him hot as hell.

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Foxfair said:

Oh, I am with you on that one! He just seems like he'd be so easy and fun to hang out with. His attitude and sense of humour make him hot as hell.

He's also smart as a whip, and so funny. I do not think that Xzibit counts as an embarrassing crush. I'd do him.

[huntergrayson]

Also, for some reason I find Tom Wilkinson of In the Bedroom and The Full Monty very attractive.

Can someone tell me why or does someone agree with me?

Well, with the Full Monty, I think it's the cuteness of an older, slightly befuddled and cranky older man experience a sexual awakening of sorts with the whole stripping scheme. Ohhh, "Hot Stuff!" -- off to the movie moments/music thread. Did he have wife problems solved by new confidence? It applies to almost all the characters, but him as well? The stage musical is really charming and I had a crush on whoever played Robert Carlyle's character. Oh and I have some weird affection on Mark Addy thanks to the film.

As far as In the Bedroom, you've got me there. I was too busy slitting my wrists to notice. [O/T -- Since the plate breaking scene was the only clip ever shown 1000x over, my friends and I started screaming "EVERYTHING!" at random moments]. That said, evil-playing, Cruise-related William Mapother is hot in it and Lost, so...

I also understand how Monica could do what she did with Bill Clinton. There's just something about him . . .

That's not so embarassing or uncommon. Most girls I know would. I know he's straight, but if I met him I'd be torn between admiring a great politician and unquenched lust.

Gay, but have a thing for ladies of a certain age. Holland Taylor (esp. on The Naked Truth) and Felicity Huffman. The latter is really embarassing and weird and perhaps Oedipal since my dad is a dead ringer for Bill Macy. Yeah...

[foxfair]

He's also smart as a whip, and so funny. I do not think that Xzibit counts as an embarrassing crush. I'd do him.

Agreed. Not embarassing. Also, word on "smart" - I love his kind of smart, too, totally unpretentious. He's really great. Is he married or hooked up?

Clinton? Also not embarassing. He personifies the phrase "the sex". I've heard that, face-to-face, he weakens knees in microseconds.

[polygal]

Newsradio-era Dave Foley. I can't watch him on whatever that poker show he hosts is called because it kind of kills the love. I also love the movie "A Bug's Life" because of him.

I've loved Jimmy Kimmel since his Win Ben Stein's Money days. We could sit around and make fun of everything, and be immature in general.

[kateln]

DuskWolf said:

Bruce Campbell.

Even after, tonight, I saw his episode of Megas XLR. Even after Alien Apocalypse.

I should be ashamed of myself.

Read his book "Leading With My Chin: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor" and you won't be ashamed.

[shawnalanne]

Prince. He's about half my size, much more fem than I am (and I'm kinda girly) and apparently bat shit crazy, but so incredibly sexy.

[johnboysmole]

Oooh, yeah. Prince.

I learned everything I know about sex from him.

I distinctly remember hearing "Darling Nikki" and thinking about the "Masturbating with a magazine" lyric and kind of knowing what it meant, but then thinking about how horrible the papercuts would be!


It's no surprise that I turned out to be a twisted little monkey!