Celebrity Crushes

[crispysnake]

I concur with whoever it was upthread on Joe Biden. He's the hottest senator and he knows it (then again, big fish in a very small, mostly ugly pond). Another political crush: Bibi Netanyahu. Have you heard that man speak?? My god.

Also, I love Ron Perlman. In and out of the Hellboy makeup.

[queequeg]

I've got a thing for Michelle Williams. Personally, I don't think it's particularly embarassing but when I mention it people kind of go "Eh? Jen??" but I think she's cute, dammit!

[emersende]

From ages ago:

Oh, man, I'll never, ever feel guilty about my Nick Carter crush after THAT!

I've never felt guilty about mine- just very, very foolish. What worries me is that this crush won't go away! What hold does he have on me? Is it the dorkiness, the puffiness, the baggy shorts, the spawn-of-Donald-f*gen voice? For the love of God, what does he want from me?

*sigh* Denis Leary. He's rude, crude, kinda homophobic, decidedly non-PC in every way, totally not my type, AND he has a bad dye job, but I'd still do him. Why, God, why?

I love him in his movies- well, Suicide Kings and The Secret Lives of Dentists. He does quiet seething so very well. And he can really work a monologue- maybe that's from his stand-up roots?

Dave Foley from Kids in the Hall. I also like Scott Thompson, which is silly of me because I am a girl, but Dave Foley does sarcastic so well, and he's just adorable! Now I want to rent On the Line to see his scenes again. Damn it.

Richard E. Grant. No, the Richard E. Grant in Hudson Hawk.

Finally, I used to think Andrew Keegan was super-hot. I bought a bunch of those teen mags and everything. In ym defense, I was *fifteen.*

<slinks away>

slinks back to add: That should be "spawn of Donald F-a-gen, but for some reason this page hates Steely Dan apparently.

[indygirl]

Queequeg said:

I've got a thing for Michelle Williams. Personally, I don't think it's particularly embarassing but when I mention it people kind of go "Eh? Jen??" but I think she's cute, dammit!

She was wonderful in Me Without You, and I was never a DC fan. Plus it features one of my more obscure celebrity crushes--Oliver Milburn.

If you like Henry Thomas, you should check out I Capture the Castle (if you haven't already).

Good movie! Also all HT fans should check out I'm with Lucy. Fairly silly Monica Potter movie, but HT is just lovely in it.

[Door]

I thought HT was really hot in Niagra, Niagra.

[tinyshoes]

I have to confess. . .
I'm crushing on Xzibit (yes, the Pimp my Ride guy): I love his smile and his braids, what can I say?

[Deleted]

Two more embarrassing crushes for me:

Bam Margera. I don't know why but the eyes got to me and the fact he includes his folks in his show Viva la Bam.

Also, for some reason I find Tom Wilkinson of In the Bedroom and The Full Monty very attractive.

Can someone tell me why or does someone agree with me?

[Deleted]

I didn't realize it until watching The Godfather again last week, but I have always been in love with James Caan. He seems like such a steady, dependable, lovely man (with that fun savage Sonny side). Of course, he does have a girlfriend on the side, but who's perfect?

[aims]

OK, I don't know how bad this is but Chevy Chase! More Caddyshack and not so much the Vacation movies.

[vegasusa555]

I have to confess. . .
I'm crushing on Xzibit (yes, the Pimp my Ride guy): I love his smile and his braids, what can I say?

Tinyshoes, i'm with you on this one sister! I have always listened to his music, but never really thought about him much lookswise. He just got "foine" in my eyes when Pimp My Ride started showing. And besides, you can't hate on a man that has his hair hooked up and lookin' right on a regular basis!