Celebrity Crushes

[kaylee]

And, even as a 27-year-old "adult" I watch Smallville because I have a crush on Lex. Yum

On what planet is it embarrassing to have a crush on Michael Rosenbaum?
I didn't know there was any other reason to watch Smallville besides the sheer presence of MR, who is also incredible funny if I may add, I caught him on Tony Danza a while ago and he just cracked me up.

I'm still waiting for someone to fess up to crushing on Hasselhoff. I mean, law of averages, someone must be feeling the love, no?

What can I say, I'm german it was required by law.
I met him when I was 8 and he was so nice and took a picture with me, which was hanging on my wall forever.
But I honestly have to say against popular belief in the USA he is not and I repeat not popular anymore in Germany (I get so sick of people asking me all the time 'Oh you're german, you must be in love with David Hasselhoff') basically because we as a country are fickle and he gave some stupid interview where he said he doesn't understand why people never thanked him even though he was basically solely responsible for the fall of The Berlin Wall.

[sylph]

Jeez, I'm feeling the vibe in here.

I absloutely adore Denis Leary. First time I started crushing on him was in The Ref. It was just his bad attitude as Gus that got me bothered. The fact that he's still hot on Rescue Me hasn't changed the crush factor. Not. One. Bit.

Vince Vaughn and Vincent D'Onofrio. Those two men in The Cell? Damn. If we take Jennifer Lopez out of the movie it's a more enjoyable film.

Jeremy Irons. Those sad eyes. That voice.

Dave Foley from Newsradio fame and Mike Myers. There's gotta be something in the Canadian water.

Last but not least...[whispers]Michael Douglas pre CZJ days and Jay-z in the Excuse Me Miss vid[/whispers].

runs crying out of thread

[bookworm]

Kathleen said:

Now I settle on David Anders as my too young for me crush but at least he's legal. Barely.

I'm feeling the Sark-love--I really wish David Anders would return full time to Alias. Another reason why this season has sucked...

In the early 90's, I had a huge crush on Bruce Boxleitner.

Runs and hides...

That's not as bad by my crush on Richard Dean Anderson when he was on MacGyver. Man, I loved that mullet...

[Eeyore]

Michael Palin, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Walken, yes, even Crispin Glover....I've proudly crushed on them all at one point or other.......but shamefully hang my head to admit to crushes on both:

Billy Bob Thornton, and

*whispers* David Cross.

Yes, I'm aware he's a total tool and I'm pretty sure he has a hairy back, but I just. can't. help. it.

[libra81]

[smallvoice]For several years, I thought that Lance Bass (pre-nose job) was the sexiest. man.ever. Hotter than even Justin and JC.[/smallvoice]

Hangs head in shame...

[crimsonglow]

Sylph said:

Dave Foley from Newsradio fame

Dave Foley is really adorable in From the Earth to the Moon.

[vegasusa555]

I think Greg Kinnear is strangely hot. There! I said it! I think it's his eyes or something!

[emoiguess]

When I was 13/14, I had the biggest thing for Jeremy Irons. The origin of this crush? Lolita. Yeah, I know.

I will second the Crispin Glover and Kevin Costner love. I don't know, Crispin's pointy nose gets me. It's not really that he's so weird, because the guy dates Playboy Bunnies, people. I think he's not as much an oddball as a guy who knows that girls dig oddballs, so he plays up his minor eccentricities. He's hot, though, and I'd totally do him.
My Costner adoration is out of left field. I don't know. There is no explanation, but y'all, I watched The Postman. All the way through. For HIM. More than once, even. I have no control over my Costner love. I realize he's an asshat, but I don't care.

But my heart really, truly, and forever belongs to Brad Dourif. I don't care that he's 35 years older than me, and looks even older (on Deadwood, at least.) Seriously, I don't even know why Peter Jackson didn't make a trilogy of movies about Grima and Saruman's wacky adventures together. I know I would have watched. I have watched countless shitty horror movies for this guy, and have found him scorchingly hot in every one. I don't, like, write fanfic about him or anything, but I can't say that I wouldn't read some if I came across it.

[smeepy]

Vince Vaughn is an embarrassing person to have a crush on?

I stand by the funny equals hot rule, because I have a crush on so many comedians that I really, really shouldn't have. And yeah, it's embarrassing. The list includes Seth Meyers and Ian Roberts which isn't really embarrassing. But it also includes Paul Scheer. Yeah, gap toothed and balding = hot.

Also, Michael Cera from Arrested Development. I'm only 20, so it's not THAT bad, but he is still 16. Add Rupert Grint to that list as well.

My other big weird crush is Dustin Hoffman. I don't really think it's embarrassing, but you do get a lot of weird looks when you tell people you have a crush on Dustin Hoffman.

[jenny75]

My crush on Jason Bateman used to be embarrassing, back in the day, but thank god for Arrested Development. I can come out in the open! And I also share the Jim Carrey crush, which is really not shameful at all.