Celebrity Crushes

[eva]

OK, firstly, there is nothing, I repeat, nothing embarrassing about having a crush on Jeremy Irons or Gabriel Byrne. Now Bruce Willis and Michael Douglas- well, that probably is embarrassing but I'm right there with ya so I can't throw stones.

My weird crush? Will Patton. I love him. He's amazingly talented, which probably has something to do with it, but I actually find him not only hot, but also good-looking. Also, the voice. Seing as most people view him as your average middle-aged guy, while I see him as a complex and intriguing (not to mention hot) person, I'd say it's a little bizarre.

And the crush I'm really embarrassed about? Drew Fuller. Yeah, yeah, that really, really, ridiculously good-looking guy from Charmed who couldn't act his way out of a shoebox (although I beg to differ. Kinda.). He's just so pretty, and cute, and sweet, and cuddly, and...
Ahem. And he's really not my type at all (as proven by my aforementioned crushes). I just like him, and I like watching him. Is that wrong?

[vacationland]

Okay, my little sister doesn't read this board so I'm pretty sure she won't kick my ass for offering up her embarrassing childhood crushes. They're completely inexplicable (even she can't figure them out) but I remember taking great joy in taunting her over her mad crushes on.....

Sonny Bono and Don Knotts (as Barney Fife!)

Okay, I had childhood crushes on Captain Kirk and Gomez from The Addams Family, so I know, glass houses and stones and such, but...Sonny Bono and Don freakin' Knotts??!! I defy anyone to find anything crushworthy there. They're both so...icky!

[prickle]

All you 30-somethings who love Harry Potter? I'm with ya, only for me it's Rupert Grint. Even from that first movie when he was, like, 10. Old enough to be his mother. A late-teen mother. But still!

I think I have y'all beat with embarrassing crushes. Because I kind of have a thing for Drew Carey. I know! I can't explain it away. Also? I kind of have a big ol' soft spot for Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.

[edyn04]

Geoffrey Rush is my main one, plus a girlcrush on Kellie Martin.

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Svengali said:

trafficjam, have you seen him in Boondock Saints? Because then you, and everyone else, would definitely know why.

Svengali, I have indeed seen Boondock Saints and that's where my crush originated. I haven't seen him in anything else but press pics with HC. He seems so...dirty and I think I like it.

[tamaradixon]

I should add Paul Williams. He was my main crush for many years, during what I can only imagine now, was a VERY misguided youth.

[aybee]

Terry O'Quinn, people!

starslight, I got your back on this one. Dude, Terry O'Quinn is HOT! He smolders. And he has a twinkle in his eye.

When I was in eighth grade, I had a totally embarrassing crush on Richard Gere (when he was in First Knight).

My embarrassing girlcrushes? Joey Lauren Adams and Kate Bosworth.

[woopdedoo]

Ever see Terry O'Quinn on Alias, starslight? He played a CIA (or something) head honcho...wore suits and ties, mmmhmm.

[baseballgirl]

TamaraDixon said:

I should add Paul Williams. He was my main crush for many years, during what I can only imagine now, was a VERY misguided youth.

OK, just so I know I've got the right guy here: this is Paul Williams, kind short, always on with the Muppets, Love Boat, Fantasy Island in the 70s? Little Enos in the Smokey and the Bandit movies?

I mean no disrespect, but Wow.

[crimsonglow]

Constantine Maroulis from American Idol.

hangs head in shame