Post by fiona3 on Mar 12, 2005 23:13:47 GMT -4
Kaylee said:
But I still love to think that Elijah Wood is very very gay, because this website is so much funI love that site. Very funny. But the forum is even better. My favourite post:
OHHH, I HATE YOU PEOPLE!! ELIJAH IS NOT GAY, HE IS MY AWESOME AND COOL AND SEXY AND LOVES WOMEN AND BREASTS AND EVERYTHING THAT MAKES A WOMEN SEXY!!!! I WOULD BET MY OWN SET OF TITS ON IT YOU BASTARD ASSWIPERS BUNCH OF HALF COCKED @#%$ FARTS. I AM TELLING EVERYONE I KNOW ABOUT THIS SITE, I AM CALLING YOU WEB SERVICE. YOU ARE UNAMERICAN TERRORISTS! YOU CAN'T NOT TAKE ELIJAH AWAY FROM ME! I HATE YOU ALL, I HATE YOU FOR TRYING TO STEAL MY DREAMS AND AMBITIONS. HOW DARE YOU DO THAT YOU BUNCH OF BASTARDS MOTHER FUCKERS. OHH MY GOD I AM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW, I AM ABOUT TO THROW MY MUG ACROSS THE ROOM. I CAN'T TAKE IT, IT IS DRIVING ME NUTS.. HOW CAN YOU BE THIS TERRIBLE, HEARTLES, AWEFUL... THERE ARE MANY WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN WITH HIM AND LOVED IT. HE IS A GREAT LOVER TO * * * * W O M E N * * * * NOT MEN. HE DOES NOT LIKE @#%$ OR PENIS. PLEASE STOP THIS WEBSITE. I AM GOING TO WRITE HIM AN EMAIL RIGHT NOW AND CALL HIS AGENT. I WILL TELL EVERYONE -- INCLUDING THE POLICE AND THE FBI ABOUT THIS SITE. IT IS TOTALLY ILLEGAL. TOTALLY ROYALLY @#%$. OHH MY GOD THIS SUCKS TO BAD. TAKE THIS @#%$ DOWN NOW
and
LISTEN STUPID ASS RETARDS,
THIS SITE IS DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER AND NO MATTER WHAT @#%$ DISCLAIMER YOU PUT ON THIS PILE OF HORSE @#%$ FROM HELL, YOU'll ALL GET YOUR ASSES IN A LAW SUIT!! I WILL MAKE SURE OF IT! HE IS NOT GAY, HE DOES NOT LIKE PENIS == HE LIKES @#%$ -- IF ALL YOU CAN DO IS SIT AROUND AND WRITE ABOUT SOMONE SO HUMBLE AND HONEST WITH SUCH A HUGE HEART AND HONEST EYES, -- THEN YOU'RE A BUNCH OF LOSER ASS MUNCHING FREAKS. OHH, I HATE YOU ALL ! YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY THAT MY HANDS ARE ACTUALLY SHAKING AND I AM SURE MY FACE IS TURNING RED. YOU ALL SUCK SO MUCH -- YOU ARE ROTTEN FREAKS.. BE PREPARED FOR THE LAW YOU BASTARDS.. THEY WILL MAKE SURE JUSTICE IS DONE. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT TERRORISTS!
THIS SITE IS DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER AND NO MATTER WHAT @#%$ DISCLAIMER YOU PUT ON THIS PILE OF HORSE @#%$ FROM HELL, YOU'll ALL GET YOUR ASSES IN A LAW SUIT!! I WILL MAKE SURE OF IT! HE IS NOT GAY, HE DOES NOT LIKE PENIS == HE LIKES @#%$ -- IF ALL YOU CAN DO IS SIT AROUND AND WRITE ABOUT SOMONE SO HUMBLE AND HONEST WITH SUCH A HUGE HEART AND HONEST EYES, -- THEN YOU'RE A BUNCH OF LOSER ASS MUNCHING FREAKS. OHH, I HATE YOU ALL ! YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY THAT MY HANDS ARE ACTUALLY SHAKING AND I AM SURE MY FACE IS TURNING RED. YOU ALL SUCK SO MUCH -- YOU ARE ROTTEN FREAKS.. BE PREPARED FOR THE LAW YOU BASTARDS.. THEY WILL MAKE SURE JUSTICE IS DONE. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT TERRORISTS!
Hilarious!