hamhock
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Sept 5, 2005 16:30:07 GMT -4
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Post by hamhock on Sept 4, 2007 8:15:42 GMT -4
I am terrified of clowns anyway. The thought of "clown porn" is doing absolutely nothing to help that. *looks frantically for a place to hide behind the TMI couch*
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Post by Shanmac on Sept 4, 2007 8:22:42 GMT -4
I never come in this thread but clicked out of curiosity. Now that I've read the words "clown porn," the mental images will never leave me. If you'll excuse me, I have to find a corner and rock myself gently back and forth.
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Jun 26, 2024 15:16:42 GMT -4
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2007 8:44:08 GMT -4
Can't. Stop. Laughing. I am also desperately trying to figure out how to work the phrase "Fucko the Clown" into everyday conversation.
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Post by MrsOldManBalls on Sept 4, 2007 10:00:43 GMT -4
Knowing that this niche market exisits makes me feel kind of uncomfortable watching Jojo's Circus with the kids.
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Margo
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Apr 10, 2005 22:46:06 GMT -4
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Post by Margo on Sept 4, 2007 10:21:43 GMT -4
I wish Jenna would eat something. She looks scary. I know! And I always thought Nicole Richie looked kind of cute. Neither her, nor Lindsay during her blond and skinny phase, nor Kate Bosworth during her skinny phase looked as terrible as Jenna. Neither do the models. Is it just as simple as the fact that she's older?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2007 18:16:59 GMT -4
I hate to say it, but I wonder if Jenna is using drugs. She admitted to past meth and Vicodin addiction in her autobiography (a fun read, btw), and she just looks so haggard lately. It's a shame, I've always thought she was a gorgeous woman. I worked in an adult video store as a teen and I remember having to keep her videos in a separate lockbox behind the counter because they would get stolen so often. BTW, because of that job I can tell you clown porn is 100 x more disturbing than you can imagine . We always had a great time giving those tapes to new employees to screen for "tape quality". It was the rite of passage.
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fayevalentine
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Jun 26, 2024 15:16:42 GMT -4
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Post by fayevalentine on Sept 6, 2007 18:32:40 GMT -4
HoJo to the "WTF is up with Jenna?" questions. I caught the updated E! True Hollywood Story for Jenna the other night, and she was already starting to look a little rough. When I first saw it, I attributed it to bad hair (Xtina "Dirrty"-era black streaks on blonde) and a bad tan, but in comparison, she looked better then than she does now. I think it might have something to do with drugs. She was a serious junkie in her youth--it might be catching up with her. If she's using again, then it's just accelerating the damage that's already been done. It was fun seeing the clips from her early twenties, though. She was so gorgeous; plush and curvy with great smooth skin and pretty hair. The pictures E! showed from her first wedding were phenomenal.
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Post by satellite on Sept 6, 2007 19:53:20 GMT -4
I'm really worried about Jenna too, and thought maybe it's coke or an eating disorder. So many porn actresses get crazy with the dieting and/or plastic surgery once they hit 30 or so- see Tabitha Stevens on "Dr. 90210". I read in a Rolling Stone article from when she was still with Jay and also during the E! True Hollywood Story that she seemed interested in becoming a mother. I wonder if maybe there are some infertility issues that might cause her to be unhappy? Last week she claimed to retire from making movies (again). I hope she takes care of herself.
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wilbert
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Jul 4, 2006 14:33:43 GMT -4
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Post by wilbert on Sept 7, 2007 16:42:57 GMT -4
I have a porn tape I taped off the Spice channel with Fucko the Clown. Theres actually something disturbingly fascinationg about him. I can't stop laughing. The big clown feet, the red nose....i'm leaving now
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Post by ratscabies on Jan 27, 2008 11:47:09 GMT -4
Just a heads up in case anyone missed it:
Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher has a sex tape out. Same company that unleashed Paris' sexvid is selling a home video shot by Amy and her ex-husband. Of course NOW he regrets selling it....
I've seen it. Here's my review: Big hair, big tattoo, REALLY bad boob job. Looks like they shot video of themselves a lot. She makes Jenna Jameson look like an Oscar winner.
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