Absurd and Humorous Websites

[quickychick]

Because this was the thread that introduced me to BikerFox, Enter the Cow-orker and countless other ways to waste time, and because it was one of my favorite threads, and because I have no idea where people found such fabulous websites....tada.

Damn...Moldy Tofu, I didn't think to see if this belonged in the Literary Chit Chat. If it should have been there I apologize and smack myself in the head.

Woot! You sure are quick on the draw!

[roxpopuli]

Loved this thread always, so I thought I would contribute a few to get us started:

When, in the heat of the moment, words fail you... Touch my vitals, lest I die!

Pure silliness... The Singing Horsies

A reminder of our own mortality... and the sadness that is the loss of FT.

[vegasusa555]

Just to lift all of our spirits.....

Carl Lewis "singing"

This never fails to be funny even after listening multiple times! God! Who the hell gave him the mic?!

OT: Question for you Rox, I know how to link stuff, but I can't get it to do how you did yours. Please 'splain it to me. ;D

[roxpopuli]

Hey vegas, I just followed Moldy's advice in her spoilers and links thread:

2. To make a link, don't just post the URL on the board. Use this format:

Add text here

Only, remove the spaces.

If you want the color you have to add an extra tag around the words in question, like this:

TEXT

Once again without spaces like the URL link above. Moldy said no coloring text, but the only reason I am doing it is so that the links stand out from the text, so I hope it's ok!

Topic? Join your fellow former FTers at Nationstates. We have had a region there called The Galaxy of Fame for some time...come create a nation and join us! We need some fresh, snarky blood over there.

[vegasusa555]

Thank you! I'm still trying to figure it out.

ETA: I've got it now! And to celebrate my new skills, I give you:

Pinky The Cat

[jennipoo]

ETA: I've got it now! And to celebrate my new skills, I give you:

Pinky The Cat


Oohhhhhhh shiiiiitttttttttttttttttt. Ouch.

[Deleted]

I'm sure most of you have seen X-E's 80's ads, but for those of you who haven't, here ya go.

[snacktastic]

Topic? Join your fellow former FTers at Nationstates. We have had a region there called The Galaxy of Fame for some time...come create a nation and join us! We need some fresh, snarky blood over there.

This is definitely true. I have the nation of Fishstickpaltrowia and when I have an idiotic foil, I find the Gwynnilicious bitchiness that I can cultivate delicious!!!

(plus, contact anti-margarine who will send you the password)

[roxpopuli]

Snack, YOU are Fishstick? You rock over there! It's almost as though you channel the pasty bitch. I'm Poor Frances, which makes my job easy--just throw in a drug or skank joke once in awhile and it's almost like Crazy Courtney is in the house!

Topic--You shouldn't eat it, but writing in it is fun! I say we all make our own special messages and email them over to Starzilla and gAL c/o their lovely website.

[Smilla]

Well, since this thread has been resurrected, I must resurrect my (other) favorite website of all time: this. Yes, I know there's a newer version. The older one is funnier.