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Absurd and Humorous Websites Sept 15, 2014 21:23:16 GMT -4 aibohphobia likes this

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Post by kostgard on Sept 15, 2014 21:23:16 GMT -4

Of course this happens in Portland

Jam out on your guitar in the woods wearing your knee sock/brace, get attacked by a bat.

This just feels like such a Portland thing. As one comment on the video said - yes, world. Portlandia is a documentary.

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bluemuna Blueblood Posts: 1,857 Oct 21, 2010 22:58:12 GMT -4	Absurd and Humorous Websites Sept 24, 2014 0:20:19 GMT -4 via mobile SGleason likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bluemuna on Sept 24, 2014 0:20:19 GMT -4 I can't link from my phone (and I'm sure everyone has seen it already), but I can't stop watching Marcel the Shell with Two Shoes. So stinking cute.
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Absurd and Humorous Websites Oct 2, 2014 16:43:31 GMT -4 Ripley, Carolinian, and 1 more like this

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Post by eclair on Oct 2, 2014 16:43:31 GMT -4

stayoutofmynamastespace.com/ Stay out of my Namaste space, and other things said in Boulder CO (by white women). See also: "When you pet sit my dog, I expect you to keep up his instagram account, that's why I gave you his password."

I grew up in Boulder, and I love this site! So much well meaning ignorance, so much missing the point..

Ripley Camilla's Feed Bag We are all made of stars. Posts: 12,392 Mar 8, 2005 0:24:05 GMT -4	Absurd and Humorous Websites Oct 3, 2014 20:04:20 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ripley on Oct 3, 2014 20:04:20 GMT -4 I lol'd at "It’s so crazy to think how much my relationship with dandelion has changed." Yes ma'am, it is.
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Absurd and Humorous Websites Oct 5, 2014 20:23:38 GMT -4

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Post by kateln on Oct 5, 2014 20:23:38 GMT -4

Oct 2, 2014 16:43:31 GMT -4 eclair said:

stayoutofmynamastespace.com/ Stay out of my Namaste space, and other things said in Boulder CO (by white women). See also: "When you pet sit my dog, I expect you to keep up his instagram account, that's why I gave you his password."

I grew up in Boulder, and I love this site! So much well meaning ignorance, so much missing the point..

These would also work in Portland's Pearl District.

The Roomie=My husband. Nicknames stick and he refuses to be called "The (G)roomie".

The profile is of my dog Midnight the Relentless. He does not relent.

Carolinian Country Squire Posts: 4,037 Sept 9, 2005 20:02:52 GMT -4	Absurd and Humorous Websites Oct 31, 2014 18:47:51 GMT -4 Brookie, aibohphobia, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Carolinian on Oct 31, 2014 18:47:51 GMT -4 Yet another wildly inappropriate costume. The reviews are roll on the floor funny.

eclair Camilla's Feed Bag Posts: 10,247 Aug 9, 2007 17:42:03 GMT -4	Absurd and Humorous Websites Oct 31, 2014 20:32:29 GMT -4 Carolinian likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eclair on Oct 31, 2014 20:32:29 GMT -4 Great find, Carolinian! I was moved to find my Amazon password, just so I could indicate that I find some of the reviews helpful.

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Absurd and Humorous Websites Nov 1, 2014 10:36:25 GMT -4 kateln, aibohphobia, and 1 more like this

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Post by Daisy Pusher on Nov 1, 2014 10:36:25 GMT -4

Bye Felipe!

Humorous, yet the strong undercurrent of cultural misogyny is somewhat horrifying. Sure some of the women's responses may have been deleted, but it's amazing how fast we as women get labeled 'fat xxxxs' when we are not interested.

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eclair Camilla's Feed Bag Posts: 10,247 Aug 9, 2007 17:42:03 GMT -4	Absurd and Humorous Websites Nov 1, 2014 21:26:46 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eclair on Nov 1, 2014 21:26:46 GMT -4 I'm cleaning out my book marks and found this, which I might have found on this site originally. It still makes me laugh, so here is 100 Unintentionally Funny spam subject lines, from Cracked

discoprincess Queen's Corgi Posts: 9,452 Jun 30, 2005 13:53:00 GMT -4	Absurd and Humorous Websites Apr 20, 2015 11:25:11 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by discoprincess on Apr 20, 2015 11:25:11 GMT -4 Gothamist is actually a NYC news blog, but this entry about a flyer that keeps it real about a cat who's up for adoption is hilarious.
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Post by kostgard on Sept 15, 2014 21:23:16 GMT -4

Post by bluemuna on Sept 24, 2014 0:20:19 GMT -4

Post by eclair on Oct 2, 2014 16:43:31 GMT -4

Post by Ripley on Oct 3, 2014 20:04:20 GMT -4

Post by kateln on Oct 5, 2014 20:23:38 GMT -4

Post by Carolinian on Oct 31, 2014 18:47:51 GMT -4

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