Absurd and Humorous Websites

[riosamba]

Dec 13, 2017 15:25:43 GMT -4 eclair said:

"Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"

I guess I'll put this here. I am so delighted by this! Someone used predictive software to create a few pages of a Harry Potter book. They fed in the existing seven books. There isn't really a plot, but the characters behaves somewhat consistently to the original books. I want more from these people!

A quote,"Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron."

Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this, I was laughing until I was crying.

MLBoy found this earlier today and has been cackling about it. It's pretty amusing!

[seat6]

You all need to read this obituary. It’s the best thing I’ve read in 2018. I wish I had known this man. Whoever wrote this truly appreciated him! It begins:

Terry Wayne Ward, age 71, of DeMotte, IN, escaped this mortal realm on Tuesday, January 23rd, 2018, leaving behind 32 jars of Miracle Whip, 17 boxes of Hamburger Helper and multitudes of other random items that would prove helpful in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

[Alexis Machine]

Old Loves, a tumblr dedicated to former famous couples

[ladyvorkosigan]

Apr 14, 2018 18:31:38 GMT -4 Alexis Machine said:

Old Loves, a tumblr dedicated to former famous couples

So much Leonardo DiCaprio!

[Nysha]

Apr 15, 2005 9:00:06 GMT -4 Alexis Machine said:

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Old Loves, a tumblr dedicated to former famous couples

Hollywood doesn't seem to have a very large dating pool. It's almost like the rich version of my kids' high school.

[kostgard]

Apr 14, 2018 18:31:38 GMT -4 Alexis Machine said:

Old Loves, a tumblr dedicated to former famous couples

Gee, I don't understand why they didn't last.

[Alexis Machine]

I wasn't sure which thread to put this in, but this was on Pinterest:

Pick up the book closest to you. Go to page 206. The first sentence explains your love life.

My book was I'm a Stranger Here Myself: Notes on Returning to America After 20 Years Away, and my sentence:

I was out for a walk the other day and I was struck by an odd thing.

That sentence pretty much sums up my entire life.

[riosamba]

From Silence of the Grave by Arnaldur Indridason:

And then, one cold autumn day, it all ended.

Another winner!

Full disclosure, the book actually closest to me was Superfood Smoothie Bowls, but page 206 was in the references section and the sentence was the title of a journal article:

Is Family Sense of Coherence a Protective Factor Against the Obesogenic Environment?

[Kaleidoscope Eyes]

From The Dirty Life: A Memoir of Farming, Food, and Love by Kristin Kimball:

The texture was delicate and appealingly mousselike.

[eclair]

"A garbage picker at the corner of Broadway deigned to look up from his recycling bin as we passed, and a Middle Eastern produce guy, sitting on a crate and peeling fava beans, peered intently toward the smoked glass windows, as if convinced some big American celebrity must be behind them."

Laurence Shames's book Money Talk from 2009 (first published as Maxxed Out) about a thinly disguised Donald Trump character and his biographer.