Absurd and Humorous Websites

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OMG, brokenox, that guy is sick. Did you read Tucker tries buttsex? Not work-safe, if only for the fact that you may be laughing and puking all at the same time, and you don't want your boss to catch you doing that.

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One day at work I had nothing to do and I read almost all of Tucker's stories. I don't know whether to hate him or think he's funny. He's such an asshole, but you almost gotta love a guy that knows it, admits it and doesn’t care. On the flip side, you almost gotta hate him because he should care.

What's strange to me is these girls want to have sex with him, like he's some sort of celebrity. I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole.

If you have the time, you should read the Miss Vermont story.

[january]

Oh God, one of my ex-boyfriends absolutely idolizes Tucker Max, and for that reason I hate that web site. My ex is at grad school in Ireland right now, and as I understand it, he's been trying to actually do some of the stuff Tucker Max wrote about. I'm not sure what, but I can only imagine.

No, my ex-boyfriend is not the sharpest tool in the box.

[LurkerNan]

Anime masks for real girls . Complete with wig, it looks like. Somehow I don't think they're being produced for costume party type reasons...

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I got this from another forum, this site is so cute.

I Love Eggs!

[jennipoo]

This is just one of those things that is too good to be true. Didn't Mel Gibson already star in this movie?

Not good in a happy way... just in a ya know, interesting way.

[mostlyharmless]

Some quotes from The Superficial

God I hate her. Seriously, she’s disgusting. If I had to choose between the best sex of my life with Kirsten Dunst or jacking off in front of my parents … lets just say I hope that never comes up.

and at the other extreme...

Krista Allen, a women so devastatingly beautiful, that if I walked into her bedroom and it was decorated with the heads of all her past boyfriends, sawed off and kept in jars, I would still take my chances.

and Britney Spears gets:

No word yet on how her enrolling in college to become a CSI is going. Someone must have found a way to explain to her that you can't actually major in CSI. Then she said, “Well then I’ll get a degree in ‘rocket ship pilot’ or ‘Olympic champion’”. And that’s when the other person got some hand puppets and asked Britney to sit down for a minute.

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I thought this was a joke, but I guess not. Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce you all to Wesley Willis! He has a bunch of CDs, and you can even
buy a few at CD Now, and even listen to samples.

P.S. At the bottom of Wesley's page, there's a Wesley Willis Song Generator, in case you were ever curious what a Wesley original would sound like if he took your request.

[WitchyPoo]

Sadly, Wesley Willis died recently. I did get to see him live about three years ago. My friend was even forehead butted by him. This was Wesley's way of saying "Hi". He even manned his own product table after the show.

[cattywampus]

Peter Pan's Fashion Page

Words fail me.