America's Next Top Model

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I'm kinda underwhelmed by this new crop of modulls. None of them are all that pretty (IMO), and some of them are actually kinda weird-looking. Michelle is ten kinds of fug, and I think Lluvy bears a striking resemblance to Eeyore.

[orangeslice]

I agree KillerTofu, I don't think any of these girls are special. Hopefully some will stand out when the transformations occur but if all I have to go on are a bunch of man jaws, fish eyes, bug eyes, and bad afros. I'm clearly going to be disappointed.

[sexlexia]

Awww, no love for Ronald McDonald? If they took Norelle's braces off think they'll park a truck in the space, er, I mean fix what's-her-gap-toothed-name's teeth? I mean, sheesh! A red freakin' fro? What was Brandy's mother thinking? (She did say her mom did it, yes?)

Oh wait, her profile says she's a cosmology student. Grease anyone? Beauty school drop out...

[dorkgirl]

I don't understand Michelle making it through. Seriously did they in any way think she could be a COVER GIRL?/Eva style screech

I love old Beer Weave Tiffany. But i have the feeling she's a sympathy vote. I think someone mentioned on TWOP that she'd been 'promised' a place this year, as long as she cleaned up.

Kahlen, Naima, Lluvy and Tatiana were the only ones that stood out in a non fug way for me. Any other winner and i'd be surprised.

[orangeslice]

I was so pissed that Brita got kicked off, but Brandy and her nasty attitude stayed.

WTF Tyra, W.T.F indeed

[topher]

Can someone please tell me how Lluvy and Michelle got through? I have very little knowledge of what the "in" look is for models.

[valueofaloonie]

Wow. Colour me surpised that Brita got kicked out. Brandy should have been served her walking papers, IMO. I thought Tyra & Co didn't want to go the diva bitch route this year?

Also, Nigel is still hot. [/shallow]

[riccaroni]

word on Brandy, she definitely should have been given her walking papers. I wanted to kill her when she was bitching about not getting a makeover, and then complaining once they did give her a makeover....get over yourself!!!!

[sleepybear]

I love Kahlen. My favorite Okie rocks. I even liked her at judging when they all noted they were underwhelmed by her, I thought she look fantastic, with the Barbarella hair. I love her Taryn/Carmen look and her attitude. I do hope to see more bitch in her though.

I also like Naima, but I don't find her very model. To me, Tatiana reminds of the chubby one from t.A.t.U., but I'm sure she'll make it deep into the competition. I think I've met my nemesis for this cycle in 24-year old, crazy-eyes bird woman Christina. It's too bad the judges see something in her.

[fanatic]

Where do I start...

Manchelle is seriously not even "cute"...she's JUST ugly. Really fuckin' ugly.

Lluvy (who based on her striking resemblance to jar jar binks in pictures and her desire to "Own a puppy farm" I shout "ME SO WANT A PUPPY FARM" in a high pitched voice whenever she hits the screen) looks A LOT better in movement than in pics.

Christina is hideous. She looks like a fuckin' guppy. I jump in my chair whenever she's on the tv.

I LOOOOVE Naima, even though she comes across as kind of a pretentious bitch, I think she's beautiful.

I also surprisingly love Kahlen. She rocked that shoot.

Brandy annoys, but she looks like a model.

Tiffany, just doesn't do it for me, PLUS she just looked awkward at the shoot.

OH, and I am happy Brita is gone. She looked REAL tranny.