The Surreal Life

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How come there's only one female cast member? Between Carrot Top and Peter Steele, I think I might have to skip this season. I feel like I'm going to catch STDs just by looking at them.

[bettedavis]

Wow, I wonder what he looks like without it. Find out, on the next season of Surreal Life! My fantasy is that the rest of the cast members end up in a dog pile on top of him, kicking his ass.

You know, I'll bet the eyeliner/eyebrows are tattooed on!

shudder

I could be mistaken, but I think he said on Howard Stern years ago that he got into the whole uber-arched eyebrow thing when he was hanging out with a makeup artist lady or something.

I saw LeTop's show a while back and was shocked by his body. He looked really good from below the neck. The disconnect between the face and the body was disconcerting.

I'm really freaked out now, just thinking about it. Weird. If I had to sleep with him or David Hasselhoff-I think I'd choose LeTop, but only if the alternative was a slow agonizing death...and only if I could close my eyes, plug my ears and it only lasted 2 minutes, max.

Then again, that's not much different then my sex life now.[\rimshot]