The Surreal Life

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Okay...Tawny is officially a few donuts short of a dozen. I thought she was just high most of the time, but she really is loopy.

I wonder what really is wrong with her? And I also wonder what happened after the show with her fiance?

Personally I think her instincts were right.
1.She is a nut-job who pays them both.
2.She is away.
3.Her assistant was fired.
4.Her manager /best friend and fiance are drunk in Mexico, in a car together "planning the wedding". (Yea, right)

They called back because they saw their loonie meal ticket walking away from them.

[india7]

ishtarzana said:

C.C. DeVille has been one of my rock star crushes for (gasp) 20 years now. He definately gets better with age!!

Me too! Hey, we both fell for his incredibly hot self around the same time! Hee!

Oh, C.C. ... enough already, baby. Just shut up and marry me.

[groovethang]

I had a small girl crush on Tawny Kitaen back in the Whitesnake days (although it started with Bachelor Party). She was so pretty and fresh back then. Now I'll use that expression I love so much after hearing it for the first time on the old boards: she looks like miles and miles of bad road.

She's just so bitchy on the Surreal Life; everyone else seems like they get along pretty well. I haven't been watching it all season but catch a few eps from time to time.

[tinyshoes]

Man, Tawny is totally out where the busses don't run. And what was up with that "Ouch-vitz" crap? If her grandparents were really survivors, wouldn't that have been mentioned on her THS special? She seems to love playing the perpetual victim just to be the center of attention.

It hurts me to say this about her, because she used to be my favorite video vixen. She was such a nice change from all the generic blondes out there, and she had such gorgeous unique features before all that surgery.

As for CC? He is just adorable. I'd totally hang with him.

[hobocamp]

I love the way CC said, "Bye house!" I've been saying it everytime I leave my house now.

I call bull on Tawny's "Ouch-vitz." She said that's where her grandparents were FROM. I doubt anyone who really knew anyone who had been in a concentration camp would say they were FROM there.

By the way, I've correctly predicted the Tawny clip The Soup plays every week for about a month now. I'll miss this damn show.

[tinyshoes]

hobocamp said:

By the way, I've correctly predicted the Tawny clip The Soup plays every week for about a month now.

You should win a prize of some sort. Dinner with CC maybe?

[famvir]

tinyshoes, I love your avatar. Back in the day I HATED Tom Laughlin and the whole Billy Jack franchise.

His utter and total erasure for the face of th earth post Billy Jack gives me hope that others (I'm looking at you , Cruise) will meet a similar fate.

For that, I salute you, pompous over hyped egomaniac with meek dismissive significant other.

[tinyshoes]

famvir said:

tinyshoes, I love your avatar. Back in the day I HATED Tom Laughlin and the whole Billy Jack franchise.

His utter and total erasure for the face of th earth post Billy Jack gives me hope that others (I'm looking at you , Cruise) will meet a similar fate.

For that, I salute you, pompous over hyped egomaniac with meek dismissive significant other.

Aww shucks! Billy Jack's totally one of those bad movies I love (guilty pleasure, of course). I just love how they make every thing so black and white, character and plot wise.

Topic? During Flo's therapist episode, she totally could have dragged Tawny through the mud, but she took the high road like the classy lady she is. Also, she probably knew that Tawny was doing a good enough job making an ass of herself. No need to be redundant, right?

[duskwolf]

I just saw the talk show ep. CC is totally a cutie-pie.

[esoterica]

Flo and Steve were my least favorites. Too passive-aggressive and high and mighty. Loved Alexis and CC though.

The next cast is rumored to include Randy Savage, Dabney Coleman (whatever happened to him?) and our favorite sorostitute fucker and freeballer, Carrot Top. I'm SO watching this one!