TV Quotes in Everyday Life

[dwanollah]

lilmermaid said:

My father and I repeated ask each other for "about Tree Fiddy" a la Chef's Dad on South Park. Actually, we will run through the entire routine including "Damn you woman!"

Hee! A friend of mine and I do the same thing!

"I gave him a dollah!"

[tinyshoes]

From You Can't Do That on Television:
"Who do you think is in the burger?" Mr. Tinyshoes and I ask each other that when ever we gossip and eat lunch at the same time.
"Sometimes it's so easy, I'm ashamed of myself."
"Don't encourage your mother."
"Blue skies, Barthy burgers, girls. . ."

From the Ray Romano episode of SNL:
"Sweet sassy molassey!"

From Tough Crowd:
"I got nothing." I use that when I almost come up with a cool joke, but then I bomb as bad as Colin Quinn.

[Deleted]

"Don't encourage your mother."

Hee! I always say, "Don't encourage him," in the dad voice. Usually, it ends up going off on that Nickelodeon commercial from the 80's - "Unrealistic garbage." "If you can believe that, you'll believe anything." Etc, etc.

Oh, and that reminds me of another one. Whenever Mr. Bones watches History Channel, and they're talking about a battle of some kind (which, 9 times out of ten, they are), I'll say, "Forget about defeat - what about de legs?", a paraphrased quote from Dangermouse.

[ladymadonna]

My friend and I definitely over-use Friends and Seinfeld quotes in all of our conversations. How YOU doin'?

Also, this is a movie quote, but whenever someone asks me how I'm doing, or what have I been up to, I always answer, ala Bull Durham: "Well, I'm just happy to be here. You know, you gotta play 'em one day at a time. I hope I can help the ball club, and God willing, things will work out."

[emersende]

This is not exactly a quote, but I saw the "Rat Funeral" episode of Newsradio and now have the urge to name something "Mr. T. J. McWhiskers." Anything- a cat, a dog, a rabbit, a teddy bear, a *car,* if my car didn't already have a name. For some reason, though, I've fixated on it being a rat hand puppet that I would use to amuse my friends. Named Mr. T. J. McWhiskers. That is so perfect.

[speciousreasoning]

The Simpsons:

"God's teasing me like He teased Moses in the desert."

And going commando is one of my all time favorites from Friends.

[hottuna]

From Seinfeld, after George had just gotten out of the pool:
"Shrinkage, Jerry!"
It comes in handy more times than I'd like to think about.

[caeryniah51]

From Seinfeld: "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
From Mad TV (Marvin Tikvah): "Come on!"
From Are You Being Served? (Mrs. Slocombe): “I am unanimous in that.”

[duskwolf]

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy owns this thread for me and Mr. Wolf:

"It's not an apple, it's a magic banana!"
"Just tryin' to get me mojo flowin'."
"Stop bein' afraid of clowns, you ninny!"
"I didn't mean to cause tension over the dimension that wasn't mentioned."

or the best of all "Smile. Tomorrow will be worse."

Of course, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends gets us good, too:

"Paaaaaadlebaaaaaall."
"Quarterquarterquarterquarterquarter."
"I like chocolate milk."
"You bet your sweet bippy!"

The Fairly OddParents:

"I LIKE PIIIIIIE."
{singing}: "I married the smart one!"
"Lives with his mom"

Duckman:

"What the hell are YOU staring at?"

and, because The Chronicles of Narnia is coming out this December, this gem from Family Guy is heard around our house a lot:

"Gimme back my sock, you goat bastard!"

[hottuna]

From Archie Bunker, when the electricity goes out:
"Thank you, Arabs!"
It's best when you suddenly find yourself in a darkened room, and to be effective it should be pronounced as Archie would say it:
"Thank! You! Ay-rabs!"