Mystery Science Theater 3000

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The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who...is such a fucked-up movie. I remember the first time I saw it I barely noticed the riffing because I was so busy watching the movie itself and thinking "What the HELL is this?".

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MST3K Videos “This is not in the sprit of pride week.” [singing] Mmm-bop, ba-de-be-Dop, yay do-Wop[/singing]

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iceblink said:

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who...is such a fucked-up movie. I remember the first time I saw it I barely noticed the riffing because I was so busy watching the movie itself and thinking "What the HELL is this?".

Ew, yeah. You know which MST3K movie made me require a long shower? Eegah. EW, EW, EW. The shaving cream, Roxie's PervDad, Arch Hall Jr.'s face? Yu-huuuuuck.

In The Amazing Colossal Episode Guide, TV's Frank claims that "High School Big Shot" was the single most depressing film they did. (Big shot, big shot, BIG SHOT!) What with the bloodbath at the end, and Marv losing everything, and oh yeah, the random suicide too.

Another one of the Brains (I forget who) claims they were all really traumatized and outraged by the end of "The Girl in Lover's Lane," and that the alternative ending rant afterwards was very cathartic. Whatever, I just loved Big Stupid and wimpy little Danny. "Mr. Big Stupid! Catch me!"

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Eegah, "he's the cabbage patch Elvis doll" and that machine they rigged up that totally screwed up Joels face so he looked like Arch Hall Jr, heelarious.

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I know the Brains said that Sidehackers was one of their most traumatic films because there's a graphic rape scene in the middle and they were shocked and found it hard to riff after that. That caused a new policy of always watching the entire movie before they buy the rughts.

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Is that why there is this really obvious cut right in the middle of Sidehackers? All of a sudden Rommel's girlfriend is DEAD and there is this whole sad montage thing. It was very confusing and one of the guys (maybe Servo) says "I think she's dead." It was really funny but I always figured it was bad filmmaking rather than TPTB having to edit out a graphic rape scene. Damn. I still love Sidehackers - all of the knee acting and the jokes about Rommel being a "magnificent bastard".

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Yeah, Rommel's girlfriend is raped and murdered.

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"At the risk of sounding nuts..."
"I've replaced my toes with grapes."

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Okay, I'm posting this from the Great Beyond, because I have DIED LAUGHING at the guys' medley over the closing credits.

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OK - 'fess up: which ones of you are hogging the MST3K rentals on Netflix? All the new releases have Very Long Waits. Grrr.....

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Yeah, I noticed that, although I've seen Swamp Diamonds, which is halarious. Very Long Wait indeed.