Gastineau Girls

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Ok, so I am sure I am the only loser watching these useless D-listers, but on the off chance that someone else likes to torture themselves, here goes:

During the first season I found them unwarrantedly full of themselves, but not unbearable. Some of their antics were amusing and I was impressed that one marriage to a professional football player could sustain you for so long.

This season I find myself watching just to hate them. First of all, Brittany is not that attractive. She has a nice figure I guess, but what is with the clown makeup and that hairline?!? Girl needs a stylist to set her straight. I knew she was lazy and unmotivated, but I am surprised that both of them have such a whacked out sense of entitlement.

I just saw the show where she is supposed to DJ. She shows up four hours late to her lesson and then admits she's not going to practice at all. Then she goes t the club and doesn't even work! I would really love for some New Yorker to put her in her place.

Lisa is almost as bad. Obviously desperate in every way, but I thought she was serious about wanting to make a living since the Mark Gastineau gravy train is running low. Then she doesn't do a damn thing at her charity sale.

I like the fact that their agent is finally waking up and smelling the coffee. I predict he drops them soon.

Anyway, if you're watching, let the snark commence.

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I don't watch but FYI Lisa Gastineau was the mistress of John Gotti.

[shawnalanne]

I've seen a couple of episodes, but tell me again why is the mom famous, besides the fact that she's a **** and ****** famous men?

[spinsterliz]

I've never watched this show (I hate spoiled, entitled people) but I've seen them and they are both tanorexic, fake-looking ugly people. If you've ever been to the E! website, there's a banner with the two of them and it says, "Who's hotter-mom or daughter?" and I always look for the option to vote "Neither" but, alas, it's never there.

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Yeah, the 'lil one has the worst hairline I have ever seen...and she is an asshat.

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I've never watched this show (I hate spoiled, entitled people) but I've seen them and they are both tanorexic, fake-looking ugly people. If you've ever been to the E! website, there's a banner with the two of them and it says, "Who's hotter-mom or daughter?" and I always look for the option to vote "Neither" but, alas, it's never there.

Except the banner says "Whose hotter - mom or daughter?" which drives me completely nuts. Somewhere, I hope an E! proofreader got fired.

[Shanmac]

Because I am a nerd, I had to go look at E! online and see the banner -- someone over there must read CPMCoG, because it's been fixed to read, "Who's hotter." Even so, blech.

[londonprincess]

Ok, I'll bite...the mom is hotter (don't hate me!)

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I used to follow the Gastineau thread at TWOP and someone mentioned that Britny was fat/chubby when she was a little kid. Her nickname (for a while, at least) on those boards was Baby Orca Threehead (because she barely has a forehead). So mean but so funny.

I watch the show if I catch it but it just never goes anywhere. I don't mind meandering reality shows but the same show over and over again (Lisa tries to make the best of a situation but can't quite keep it together or get it right; Britny whines about everything) becomes deadly boring.

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I don't watch but FYI Lisa Gastineau was the mistress of John Gotti.

She likes 'em sleazy I guess.

I am still watching because their agent clearly hates them and I really want to see him tell them off. Also, I have to admit I am totally fascinated by their attitude that they are just entitled to get paid for doing nothing. And watching Lisa whine about Brittany getting more attention than she does. It's so weird. I come from a very boring nuclear family. It's like watching indigenous Amazon people that have never seen a t-shirt or something.