Post by emersende on Jun 3, 2006 21:30:13 GMT -4
The dreadful Carter menagerie is doing a reality show and will soon be back in the public eye, as more or less one unit. The show starts filming this summer and is set to air in late October. I thought it would save time and energy if there was one big thread for all of them. (Mods, feel free to correct me if I have erred.)
Here's an introduction, courtesy of ONTD:
Also, Angel (Aaron's twin sister, brunette, really gorgeous) was arrested for shoplifting, and Leslie (middle sister) did a pop song called "Like Wow!"
I think this could quite possibly be the greatest reality show in human history.
Some pictures:
Publicity photos.
More publicity photos.
Still more publicity photos.
This is my favorite.
Here's an introduction, courtesy of ONTD:
Nick and Aaron Carter are starring in a new reality show. It could be the greatest fly-on-the-wall TV ever, as the whole Carter family is awesome:
* Nick joined Backstreet Boys aged 14, and since then has had alcohol and drug problems, rehab, arrest for a nightclub brawl and is suspected of hitting ex-girlfriend Paris Hilton.
* Aaron was accused by his own mother of coke and booze fuelled teen partying. Aaron responded by saying "I am not a cokehead. I am an idol", and then accused his mother of stealing millions of dollars from him. Aaron accompanied Nick on his solo tour. During one gig Aaron started to hump a young girl against the wall backstage in front of all the lighting and sound technicians. When the sounds guys complained Aaron's only response was "Whatever" as he just kept banging away. He's also dated Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff. And Michael Jackson bought him a Bentley for his 16th birthday.
* Sister Bobbie Jean was arrested in Florida a couple of years ago for punching and biting two teenage girls. Her sister Angel (Aaron's twin had started the fight by calling the girls "whores". Since then BJ's had more arrests for DUI and drugs.
www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bjcarter1.html
* The Carter parents are no less interesting. Robert and Jane had a vicious divorce. Robert was arrested for fighting with Jane, when they couldn't agree how to divide up their photos of Aaron. And Jane was quizzed over an attack on Bob's new girlfriend. Jane broke into Bob's house through a window, pulled the girlfriend, Ginger, out of bed and beat her with a TV remote control.
* Nick joined Backstreet Boys aged 14, and since then has had alcohol and drug problems, rehab, arrest for a nightclub brawl and is suspected of hitting ex-girlfriend Paris Hilton.
* Aaron was accused by his own mother of coke and booze fuelled teen partying. Aaron responded by saying "I am not a cokehead. I am an idol", and then accused his mother of stealing millions of dollars from him. Aaron accompanied Nick on his solo tour. During one gig Aaron started to hump a young girl against the wall backstage in front of all the lighting and sound technicians. When the sounds guys complained Aaron's only response was "Whatever" as he just kept banging away. He's also dated Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff. And Michael Jackson bought him a Bentley for his 16th birthday.
* Sister Bobbie Jean was arrested in Florida a couple of years ago for punching and biting two teenage girls. Her sister Angel (Aaron's twin had started the fight by calling the girls "whores". Since then BJ's had more arrests for DUI and drugs.
www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bjcarter1.html
* The Carter parents are no less interesting. Robert and Jane had a vicious divorce. Robert was arrested for fighting with Jane, when they couldn't agree how to divide up their photos of Aaron. And Jane was quizzed over an attack on Bob's new girlfriend. Jane broke into Bob's house through a window, pulled the girlfriend, Ginger, out of bed and beat her with a TV remote control.
Also, Angel (Aaron's twin sister, brunette, really gorgeous) was arrested for shoplifting, and Leslie (middle sister) did a pop song called "Like Wow!"
I think this could quite possibly be the greatest reality show in human history.
Some pictures:
Publicity photos.
More publicity photos.
Still more publicity photos.
This is my favorite.
Oh dear... This is going to be such a trainwreck, but I know I'll watch it anyway. I've actually heard the "Like, Wow" song, which may be the most vacuous, pointless, evil song ever written. It made Paris Hilton sound intelligent by comparison.