2006 Teen Choice Awards

[Dr. Freude]

I'm not a teen, but I watched because my secret bf, Jensen Ackles, presented. Holy shit, I think my IQ dropped 35 points. I mean, I know not to expect much, but "Choice Grill"? Also, at the risk of sounding like a prude, WAY too much sexual innuendo for a teen award show. Most of the kids in the audience looked under 15. I was embarrassed for so many of the celebrities there (and there were some really A-list people--Reese Witherspoon, Sandra Bullock, Keanu Reeves, Johnny Depp). Oh, and Jessica Simpson is functionally retarded. I'm convinced. Did anyone else watch this tripe?

[welshcorgigirl]

I don't know WHY I watched this crap. Wait, oh yeah, to see K-Fed make a complete ass of himself. Although, seeing Johnny Depp and Keanu Reeves made up for that.

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Why, Johnny, why? Who put it in your contract to do this? Though he still did himself proud. Didn't pretend to take it seriously, seemed embarassed yet accepting of the screeching, and cracked about Orlando's speech: "I didn't hear a word of what you said, but I'm sure I agree with it". Class act all the way.

[Binky]

The two seconds of this that I caught were:

Hulk Hogan's daughter (and I HATE that I know who she is) accepting an award for her blinged out teeth. And I hate that I know the word for that, but I choose not to use it.

Johnny Depp being orgasmically hot.

It was worth it.

[magazinewhore]

Dammit, I missed Johnny Depp. God, that was painful. And I agree about the sexual stuff for teens. Also, I how stupid was it that each time someone won for "best hottie"or whatever, and they would "but really counts is how you are on the inside." God, it was lame.

[ThatScaryChick]

Poor Johnny looked so uncomfortable. It looked like he wanted to run. Those girls and some boys in the audience just wouldn't be quiet.

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I watched the whole two hours, but I had it on as noise while I was on the computer.

Two thoughts thoughts:

-They should just give the Best Comedian award to Adam Sandler; he wins the damn thing every time. Plus, I think he was high on something.

-So obvious that High School Musical would win for Best Comedy/Musical; you can't go anywhere without hearing about that movie.

[snarkypotato]

I liked the part after Pirates won, where Johnny and Orlando were up on stage, gesturing at the podium to each other like, "You go." "Nuh uh, you go. I just talked. It's your turn." Heh. Did anyone else notice that?

Other than that it sucked. What the hell was up with the bikini clad girls in the jacuzzi? What a way to send mixed messages! Having Jessica Alba telling people that, "it's what's on the inside that counts" while right in front of her are a bunch of women who's only job is to look hot for the viewers.

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I watched this show about two years ago for five minutes, and I couldn't stand it as the kids did nothing but scream, If I wanted that I would go back to working in an elementary school.

[magazinewhore]

I liked how when Nelly Furtado won for Best Song to download or whatever for Promiscious, she accepted her award but then said, if you're going to have sex, use condoms.

I mean, I appreciated the sentiment, but it was such a tiny, little droplet of reality in an ocean of adult sexual content, it was kind of funny.

And, looking at the audience, it looked more like the pre-Teen awards, which is just scary.

Oh, the ironing, as bart simpson says.