Elizabeth Hurley

[JeanBean]

But is it wrong that I'm picturing a naked Liz Hurley knocking on doors repeatedly, before getting an answer?

Ha ha! As I understand it, they were the only two around that morning. But I like your version. Perhaps people all over the world are calling their friends to say "I'm bored, lick me!

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Her swimwear line is pretty ho-hum. She kept going on about all the hand beading that was done in India on the suits. I don't know about anyone else, but hand beading would be lost in seconds flat on our boogy-boards. I guess her suits are the type for lounging poolside, while drinking beautiful blue drinks.

At $300 for a tunic cover up I would say so. I was reading the June Glamour yesterday and her line was featured. She offered some riveting insight--she designed her tops to cover the side part of your breat because no one likes that "bit" hanging out.

I saw this in the NY Daily News:

Elizabeth Hurley's handlers have bad news for Internet voyeurs who are panting for a tape that supposedly features the "Austin Powers" actress shagging one-time boyfriend Tom Sizemore. "Rubbish," says her rep. "No such thing exists"...

When did she date Tom Sizemore? I know she's dated some scumbags, but Tom Sizemore, really?

[Alexis Machine]

Let's be honest: when it comes to naming children, celbrities are lemmings. The Baby name thred proves it. While i don't care for EH as a model or actress, I applaud her for choosing a name that is not only nice, but different.

[chameleon]

Dude, I'd lick her. She's naughty-Julie-Andrews-hot. And hilariously oblivious to her lack of talent, or maybe she knows and simply doesn't care.

I do want to see her hook up with someone hotter than the married guy, though. Hugh Grant was a bit too foppish. She needs a manly brawny type like a Russell Crowe.

[tehfunney]

I hate her. I hate her for saying she would die if she were as fat as Marilyn Monroe, I hate her for being one of those no talent ditzys starlets and I hate her stupid accent. Ugh.

[glitterbug]

Particularly as a friend of a friend told me she was nowhere near as plummy when she was younger, and in fact sounded almost common. As she said herself, she gets paid for showing up to stuff and wearing tiny clothes.

tehfunny I totally agree on the Marilyn comment, she's not even in the same league!!

Liz once said when she gets tempted to eat something, she chants to herself "I'd rather have a small bottom than a piece of cake". Fair enough but, y'see, I'd rather have a small bottom AND a piece of cake. But then, I know the small bottom thing's realistically never going to work out for me, so I don't deny myself that chocolate brownie!! I'd hate to have to live like that. Life's too short.

[razzy]

her comments make me think she must be terribly insufferable and judgemental. Probably not a nice person to be around. But I do still feel badly for her for the way her Baby Daddy treated her during the pregnancy. That ain't right.

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Elizabeth Hurley just can't seem to stop casting a critical eye on figures more curvaceous than her own. The actress, who once said of Marilyn Monroe, "I'd kill myself if I was that fat ... She was very big," was asked last week what fashion trend she'd most like to outlaw. "Anything that is too small or too tight, unless you're slim and toned," she remarked, according to the London Mirror. "I'm sick of seeing flab bulging out all over."

Well, I'm sick of hearing idiotic comments coming from her. Bitch!

[monsterzero]

deliqueen said:

Elizabeth Hurley just can't seem to stop casting a critical eye on figures more curvaceous than her own. The actress, who once said of Marilyn Monroe, "I'd kill myself if I was that fat ... She was very big," was asked last week what fashion trend she'd most like to outlaw. "Anything that is too small or too tight, unless you're slim and toned," she remarked, according to the London Mirror. "I'm sick of seeing flab bulging out all over."

Well, I'm sick of hearing idiotic comments coming from her. Bitch!

Like this has-been has anything interesting to say. Go back on the bourbon, fool, and take your sad Austin Powers stories with you.

[tehfunney]

LMAO I love this-

From Dark Horizons:

Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix: The new issue of "HOLA" magazine includes an interview with Liz Hurley talked about her role as evil with Bellatirx Lestrange - "I want to have fun and when I learned that most of my scenes are with the characters of Jason Isaacs and Ralph Fiennes I didn't doubt about doing it." [...] The filming locations will be right next door so my life as mother and wife will not be damaged."

But Warner Brothers deny they even offered her the role.

I wasn't about to let her anywhere near dishy Jason Isaacs, anyway.