Inn Love: Tori and Dean

[dwanollah]

The commercials they're playing on the radio for this are horrible, bordering on offensive.

[Shanmac]

footballerswife said:

Was Dean seriously wearing an "I knocked up Donna Martin" t-shirt? Groan.

Was he really? Classy. I don't know if I can bring myself to watch this. Tori and her cavernous boobs scare me.

[ivy]

dwanollah said:

The commercials they're playing on the radio for this are horrible, bordering on offensive.

Now I am curious. How are they offensive? We can't see Tori's face on the radio. ;D

I don't think they are running this in Canada yet, although they probably will bring it to MuchMoreMusic eventually. (Yes, the channel is actually called MuchMoreMusic. And it blows.)

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baylor said:

Also, Dean looks like he is just realizing that life with Tori wasn't what he expected it to be.

They are so going to get a divorce!

Please share what you saw! I'm in Canada and we can't get this on our tvs yet. Or at least, I can't. What did he say or do to make you think that?

Note: I am fully expecting them not to work. I just want to enjoy watching it flame out too

[baylor]

Tori seems to be trying too hard to seem like they are soo in love and have the perfect relationship. However, he always looks and acts pissed, frustrated, disillusioned, and disappointed with how things are. He looks at her like he is annoyed while she looks at him like he is amazing!

[dwanollah]

You said it, baylor.

Now I am curious. How are they offensive? We can't see Tori's face on the radio

*cackling*

It's to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies, and it's about a "man named Dean" who "found his queen" but she DIDN'T GET HER INHERITANCE so they "moved outa Beverly." It was like "Dean's wife didn't see a big cash payout, so they're POOR now! Oh, how tragical!"

All kinds of crass.

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Just watched it and I agree with everyone else. I think I went from strong pity to absolute hate when they were walking around a massively huge warehouse space filled with Tori's stuff and she lamented the fact that she didn't invest her money that she'd made like her friends did back in the day and now she has nothing to show for it. She said "They'd use their money and buy a house and I would just buy 100 sweaters at Barney's." Ugh.

I was also annoyed with the constant whining about her mother. She mentions some favorite childhood toy and how her mom reattached the head a bunch of times. I may be oversimplifying but if the woman reattached a stuffed monkey's head numerous times for the girl, she can't truly be that evil to the core.

Recap for those who can't get it yet: Tori & Dean are sooo in lurve. They realized their common dream when they stayed at a nasty B&B in Canada and realized that all B&B's are nasty and have too many antiques so they want to open one that's all hip and cool---a B&B for the next generation! But first they go to the doctor. Tori whines about her mother. They're having a boy. So Dean's financial advisor talks to them. Tori whines about how she has so much debt and she's never had to worry about money before. Dean looks annoyed Advisor tells them to sell anything they can because opening a B&B isn't easy. They plan to sell all of Tori's crap in an estate sale. Dean sees Tori's warehouse of crap and looks annoyed. Dean has an audition that he goes to and Tori is supposed to get things ready for the sale but goes shopping instead. Dean is annoyed. Tons of people (including Perez Hilton) come and barter and buy their things. Dean looks annoyed. At the end of the night Tori talks in baby voice and Dean looks annoyed.

[ivy]

I always got the impression that Dean was PISSED his wifey didn't get millions of dollars. He always has a look on his face like, "Aw man, I got stuck with Tori Spelling for nothing." Sounds like the show proves it.

Also, the "Other people bought houses and I bought clothes, so now I haven't got a house, waaaah" line is so typical of her. Everything is her fault and yet she always acts like it isn't. Tori's like a kid who gets candy and eats it all in one sitting, then starts crying because the other kids have candy leftover and she doesn't.

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Awesome info and recapping

I so wish we were getting this in Canada.

I think Dean is going to bail before long. Not that I care what happens to him! Or her for that matter.

[zacandmax]

I'm watching this now on Oh! Tori just went shopping instead of getting ready for the estate sale, while Dean is auditioning for something. By the way, who the hell is Dean? What's his claim to fame?

Tori's face is so awful looking, I mean she was never a cute girl to begin with, but the plastic surgery and the tons of makeup just make her look horrible. She looks like Aaron in drag.

I love how in the ultrasound picture of the baby, he has Tori's nose. I hope they let him keep it.