Pirate Masters

[crankie]

I missed the first ep, but the crack monkeys at CBS put it online for me to see. I still have not stopped laughing at Fabio Dude, who thought he was being teh sexxay with his floppy emo hair and whispery voice. While the women were squicked out by him and some of the guys were clearly scared. What a tool.

The costumes. Did Johnny Depp have a yard sale, or what??

[swanflake]

I'm liking all the shirtless guys. That Louie guy is sexy from the neck down.

[Laira]

Damn! The muscular guy got booted off the ship! Soon, there will be nothing left except Captain Crunch, the weaselly bosun and a bunch of bikini-clad bimboes.