Sharon Osbourne

[triazemite]

Apparently, they escaped from a housefire.
They seem to have a family tragedy almost as often as Tom Cruise saves someone's life.

[gloworm]

It's something EVERY month with them.

Bad luck??

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I'm still laughing over the idea that Ozzy Osbourne supposedly overwhelmed a house-breaker and while said house-breaker was in his grasp, Osbourne says he was restraining himself from murdering the guy. Osbourne couldn't strangle a half-dead mouse! This family is so deluded it's beyond belief. This latest story is just their most recent attempt to hang on to the fame that unexpectedly revisited them in the last few years. They are not going to go down easy!

Have any of them started a clothing or perfume line yet? Has Kelly become friends with Paris Hilton? Has Jack been in a near-death car crash? They will "do" these things, believe me.

[johnboysmole]

Osbourne couldn't strangle a half-dead mouse!

This? Cracked my ass up.

Seriously though, the family is chock full of famewhores except for the smart one who keeps to herself.

Sharon may have some business sense, but she is an imbecile.

[monsterzero]

I suspect they are constantly 'in danger' due to their failing show and general lack of esteem. Because you know this family and their shrill matriarch aren't going to go away once the show ends. We're going to have to take their fame away forcibly.

[ratssenoj]

I think she's a pimp and has whored her family for fame and fortune. She is a sorry excuse of a mother and I don't buy her tears or the emotion she shows when the cameras are rolling.

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Bad things only happen when they are in England, it seems.

I like Sharon. Nobody is a perfect wife and mother, and I admire her strength, honesty and I think she has a big heart.

[lemons]

I agree, whitefalcon. I always liked to tune into Sharon's talk show from time to time. She basically told some of CEMJ's crazy fans to get a life. And that was from an episode last year.

The family seems to have their share of bad luck though.

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I like Sharon, too, but I'm glad she's not my mother. Her kids (Jack and Kelly, I don't know about the other one) are some messed up people, and I have to lay at least partial blame at her door.

I do give her all the credit for salvaging Ozzie's career, back in the day. She's a smart businesswoman. I'm sure he'd be dead by now if it wasn't for her.

[frenchy]

Sharon and Aimee (the other daughter) pulled out of performing in a production of "The Vagina Monologues." It seems Aimee has come down with an "undisclosed illness" and will be receiving treatment in Los Angeles. Look for the illness to be disclosed around this time next month, just when you were starting to forget about the Osbourne family.