David Beckham

[dwanollah]

barrett said:

Men, let this be a lesson. If even David Beckham can't rock the tighty whities, there is no reason anyone else should try.

I think I'm in agreeance (TM Fred Durst) with you, K! I only hope this sparks an intense and deep anti-tighty-whitey revolution. Our world needs no less!

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We seriously need a thread with which to discuss this in greater detail. If TWs are out, what's in? Please don't say boxers, because Beckham in boxers is a waste of good thigh*. And boxer-briefs are the devil's spawn -- way-uncomfortable (your junk falls down the side and gets trapped) and the cause of unsightly trouser-leg pantylines.

*notice how I keep this on-topic? No newbie, me

[Matilda]

I think he looks hot. I honestly don't think I've ever seen a bad picture of him (post 1997-ish).

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bstewart said:

And boxer-briefs are the devil's spawn -- way-uncomfortable (your junk falls down the side and gets trapped)

Falls down the side and gets trapped... Falls down the side and gets trapped...

It's quiet in here today, so I've got to refrain from braying with laughter and alarming my co-workers.

Falls down the side and gets trapped.

[batmom]

What's that Lassie? Little (or not-so-little, I should say) Timmy fell down the well and got trapped? Well, I guess I'd better go rescue him...

[dwanollah]

Proper fitting boxer-briefs are awesome! Imagine Becks's booty, encased like two tangerines lovingly cupped in stretchy cotton....

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Imagine a bra which, after simply waiting a half-hour or if, say, you happen to be carrying books or doing anything even remotely athletic... imagine that bra getting so stretchy that one or both of your boobs slip out the side. I'm just sayin'.

I'm a fan of well-tailored boxers and, clearly, lo-rise briefs, but those hybrids are the bane of my existence.

And, yes, Dwan, right now I am imagining Beck's butt (topic!), though I'm leaning more toward volleyballs than the produce department To each their own.

[dwanollah]

I guess the only way to settle this debate is (topic!) find as many undie-shots of Becks as possible. In the interest of research, mind.

Now. I want to know what bstewart's packin' that he busts out his boxer-briefs regularly. Huh? Huh? ;D

though I'm leaning more toward volleyballs

These are important aesthetic questions, you know. But volleyballs are far too large. Maybe two juicy slabs of hamhock?

[jdkwfan4ever]

He wants to leave L.A. Galaxy!

GLASGOW (Reuters) - David Beckham said for the first time on Wednesday that he would like to quit LA Galaxy in the United States and make a permanent move to AC Milan.

The former Manchester United and Real Madrid midfielder added that he might want to end his career at Milan and that playing for them would enhance his chances of another World Cup with England in South Africa next year.

"I have expressed my desire now to stay in Milan and hopefully the clubs can come to some agreement," Beckham, who is on loan with the Italian giants, told reporters.

"I expected to enjoy it (in Milan), but I didn't expect to enjoy it this much and play in every game like I have," said Beckham, who has made a significant impact in Serie A.

"I have said that my intentions are to stay here. Now it is out of my hands so I have to wait and see," he added after playing for the first half of Milan's friendly against Rangers at Ibrox.

"My main objective is to stay at this club and I enjoy playing here and at the highest level and it would give me more of a chance (of playing in the World Cup)," the former 33-year-old England captain said.

"I have not spoken to Galaxy, but someone has from my side and it is literally down to them to come to some sort of agreement and hopefully they will."

Asked if he would like to finish his career at AC Milan Beckham replied, "Yes, possibly."

A lot of his fans are disappointed in him, but this is the best thing for his career. AC Milan is a way higher quality team than L.A. Galaxy could ever hope to be and coming to the U.S. was the biggest mistake he ever made. I really hope he does get to stay there because he's been playing so well with them so far. He seems to fit in perfectly.

[ladyboy]

Yes, but the move to LA served its purpose - Victoria has been on the cover of Harper's Bazaar and featured in more US tabs. Her fame level has risen in the US, so no need to stay any longer.