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Post by incognito on Jun 21, 2010 17:47:35 GMT -4
Ew. Leah deserves so much better than that douchebaguette.
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susyhomewrecker
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Post by susyhomewrecker on Jun 21, 2010 18:17:45 GMT -4
I would buy the DVD-multiple copies-if they videotape the meeting where someone has to explain to Stephenie Meyer why they have to take out the pedojacob imprinting senario. That would just be friggin' amazing. haha. Well... The fetus never really tries to "eat" itself out of the womb. It just ends up breaking most of her bones because it grows to fast or something. Then Edward chomps her uterus open instead of using a scalpel (really?! IS THAT FASTER?! Bish, pls.). Then the wolf imprints on the baybee. Gah! Hilarious. I don't care. It's funny. Apparently he had to chew ReneSmee out of the womb because there was some kind of shell around her that was like vampire skin and could only be bitten through by vampire teeth. SMeyer is one sick puppy. And so am I, because I remember this shit.
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Post by bitca on Jun 21, 2010 22:14:58 GMT -4
Ohhh, really? I completely forgot about that. I skimmed a lot of BD because, well, it was even crappier than the previous three. haha. And yet addicting for some reason. I'll never understand.
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susyhomewrecker
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Post by susyhomewrecker on Jun 23, 2010 0:58:09 GMT -4
Yeah, I skimmed most of that book too, but Vampire C-Section was like a trainwreck...I just couldn't look away!
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Post by MrsCatHead on Jun 25, 2010 19:26:36 GMT -4
Just read a few lines about Eclipse and is there really dry humping in the movie? I ask cuz my 11yr old wants to see this (she hasn't read the book but loves werewolves right now). Also, is it any more violent than the first one? The scene in the ballet studio is still forwarded through when LittlestCatHead watches it. Yet, she loves the Volturi vamps. Go figure.
ETA: Der! I thought it was out. My bad.
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Post by angelaudie on Jun 25, 2010 19:51:44 GMT -4
Don't know if there is dry humping in the movie (since it's not out yet) but wouldn't be shocked if there is some in the movie. Eclipse is where the series starts to become rather sexually charged. Bella is horny and is begging Edward to sleep with her. I could be mixing up my books but I believe there is a part in Eclipse where Edward and Bella are having an intense makeout session during which Bella attempts to initiate sex. I could see dry humping for that scene.
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Post by ElleCee on Jun 25, 2010 23:24:07 GMT -4
Everytime I see a picture of that Peter guy, the dad. His hair makes me think of Max Headroom. I don't have a picture handy but google him and you'll see what I mean.
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HotLips
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Post by HotLips on Jun 29, 2010 22:28:16 GMT -4
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scarlett210
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Post by scarlett210 on Jun 29, 2010 22:50:34 GMT -4
That may be the best movie review ever. Ha! So it sounds like Eclipse is just as over blown and boring as NM, without any of the stupid, hokey charm of the first film. I couldn't stand NM for the endless amount of boring dialogue and wooden acting (with very little lulz). Sounds like this is more of the same. Going to pass on this nonsense this time!
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Post by Babycakes on Jun 29, 2010 23:03:31 GMT -4
Holy shit!! From the same Chud review:
Burn!! ;D
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