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Post by BoroKat on May 5, 2009 12:02:42 GMT -4
Well, I may or may not have a super early edition of the NM script. It may or may not be loltastic if anyone cares. WHAT? Why am I just now hearing about this? I watched Twilight again the other night, and it did not hold up as well upon second viewing. Although, I still say that the very very brief make out scene was hot as hell. The movie is just so chaste.
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Post by bitca on May 5, 2009 14:44:39 GMT -4
WHAT? Why am I just now hearing about this? I just got it last night! oxygen, it's actually pretty good, as much as I hate to say it. haha. But, just like in the Twilight movie, they had to really cram the Jacob/Bella relationship in there. On screen, it will probably translate to them becoming best friends in, like, 20 minutes. Just like the Bella/Edward relationship in the Twilight movie. There's at least a scene missing, though. On Entertainment Tonight they showed Jacob jumping off a porch and hauling ass running. That wasn't anywhere in the script. It stays pretty true to the book, though. They just cut out the 400 pages of filler.
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Post by BoroKat on May 5, 2009 15:13:52 GMT -4
I think that piece of news deserved a text.
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Post by augurey on May 5, 2009 16:44:22 GMT -4
WHAT? Why am I just now hearing about this? I just got it last night! oxygen, it's actually pretty good, as much as I hate to say it. haha. But, just like in the Twilight movie, they had to really cram the Jacob/Bella relationship in there. On screen, it will probably translate to them becoming best friends in, like, 20 minutes. Just like the Bella/Edward relationship in the Twilight movie. What? Boo. Is there no equivalent to the classic lines "This is the skin of a killer!" How about anything close to "Your skin is pale white and ice cold"? Ah, well, I expect Stewart to deliver her lines in her lovely monotone.
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Post by bitca on May 5, 2009 17:49:50 GMT -4
I think that piece of news deserved a text. I think you were sleeping. augurey, I'll skim it tonight and try to find some "thiz iz the skin of a killar!" bits. One of the funny parts was when Bella has the dream about her being an old lady, like her Gran, and Edward's still there bein' all young and shit. It was very eye-roll worthy. And then Edward shows up as an apparition instead of just a voice in her head. Of course, someone walks right through him. I'm like, "Great. Vampire ghost."
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Post by kali on May 5, 2009 20:20:43 GMT -4
How lulzy is the suicide by sparkle going to be? That's really all I want to know. On a scale of "my own personal brand of heroine" to "skin of a killer", where would you say it falls as to my needing to hide my face in second-hand embarrassment?
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Post by bitca on May 5, 2009 21:21:57 GMT -4
Here's a good one: EDWARD* Eighteen is a little early to be *worrying about your age.
BELLA It’s one year older than you.
EDWARD Bella, I’m ninety.
BELLA True. Maybe I should be creeped out *that I’m dating such an old guy.Yes, yes you should, Bella. This is rather snicker-ish. ALICE And about the green dress you’ll be wearing to your party tonight. Great color on you.
BELLA* ... My party? *
ALICE* Please? It’ll be fun.*
BELLA*(beat, confused)* I... guess I can deal --*
ALICE*(hurriedly)* -- Great! See ya at seven!
*Alice hugs her again and races off before she can change her *mind. Which is when Bella realizes --*
BELLA* Wait, Jasper, no fair with the mood *control.
*He offers an apologetic bow before Alice drags him away. *
EDWARD* Vampires. You can’t trust them. Then Bella and Edward are in class and he's talking about how he could possibly commit suicide, blah blah blah. (They were watching Romeo and Juliet. Zzz.) Anyway, no, there's nothing as funny as those two lines. Probably because there was nothing that amusing in the book of New Moon. They had nothing to work with. Oh, wait. The ending is amusing. BELLA (V.O.) There were problems ahead.
Seemingly *insurmountable... *Edward’s arms wrap around her from behind.*
BELLA (V.O.) ... If I didn’t become a vampire, the Volturi would kill me. If I did, my best friend would do the job himself, or get killed in the attempt.
She turns to face Edward, looking into his loving eyes...
BELLA (V.O.) Victoria was still on the loose, putting everyone I loved in danger...
He kisses her tenderly, washing away her concerns.
BELLA (V.O.) But I’d already survived the worst -- losing Edward. So I knew I could survive anything...
EDWARD*I’m here. Always.
And she sees that’s the truth, believes it. He takes her hand and together they turn, heading out of the woods...
BELLA (V.O.) And soon, I’d be like him. We’d face our fate together. Forever.
Off them, hand in hand, inseparable... as we begin to –
FADE TO BLACK:...
HEAR the agonized HOWL of a wolf in the far distance...*
THE ENDTHE AGONIZED HOW OF A WOLF! haha. Ahh, lawd. And the "clock tower suicide" was actually boring.
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Post by BoroKat on May 5, 2009 22:25:23 GMT -4
Yeah, there was no action in this one, much like the book. But I thought that the dialogue was better. Suck on that Stephenie!
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Post by dwanollah on May 5, 2009 22:25:38 GMT -4
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Post by angelaudie on May 5, 2009 22:35:06 GMT -4
Hee. Agreed. Even the cheesy last scene posted is better than anything Stephanie wrote. I actually found the first two scenes amusing and I think they are actually supposed to be humorous! Again, better than attempt at humor Stephanie tried.
Hey, bitca does Bella pound her chest a lot in this one? Or did the writer wisely leave that out?
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