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Post by BoroKat on Aug 19, 2009 22:15:48 GMT -4
From the website:
"Toss it in the fridge for an authentic experience!"
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
So it doesn't vibrate? Most boring sex toy, ever. Just like Edward.
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Post by bitca on Aug 19, 2009 22:49:37 GMT -4
Oh, snap.
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Post by dwanollah on Aug 20, 2009 3:40:20 GMT -4
Bish, I will fwd the package to your mother if you even THINK about it!
And just like Edward, what is the point?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2009 23:13:14 GMT -4
I must say that out of all the threads in CMCoG, this is one of my favorite ones because most of you think like me: Trying to understand the popularity of the Twilight saga on film.
As a teacher of older teens who have read the book yet refuse to watch the film because of the casting of Robert Pattinson as Edward, I find it refreshing to read the snark about New Moon and Eclipse, the actors, and the casting. Keep it up, Greecies!
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Post by angelaudie on Aug 24, 2009 14:59:02 GMT -4
So, somebody wrote an article for the Examiner that basically states that all negative talk about Twilight needs to stop and to write negative things about Twilight is discriminatory! Jezebel counters back with "You know Twilighters having a complete lack of a sense of humor is the reason why you guys are such targets." I have to agree with Jezebel on this one. Sure, all fandoms have some nuts but for the most part fans can poke fun at the things they love. I love Lord of the Rings but I laughed hysterically when someone sent me "The Secret Diaries of the Fellowship" which basically poked fun at the fact the books and film are well a bit homoerotic. I can't picture a Twilighter have the same reaction. Getting worked up over ever little negative comment is what makes Twilighters such targets. Demanding people stop poking fun at Twilight and pulling the "Y'all jus jeelus" card isn't going to do them any favors. ETA: Yes, I know there are Twilighters that do have a sense of humor and can handle the jokes. I'm talking about the ones that believe that unless the Twilight comment is "OMG! EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!" and "I HEART JACOB!" then it shouldn't be uttered are the ones that need to get a grip.
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Post by huntergrayson on Aug 26, 2009 18:14:49 GMT -4
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2009 18:18:27 GMT -4
I'd totally buy that, but the ad copy makes me want to hurl - "blending of the vampire and human worlds"
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Post by FiggyPudding on Aug 26, 2009 18:42:01 GMT -4
Last night at the midnight showing for Harry Potter, they played the trailer for New Moon. The audience was pretty quiet until Jacob showed up, then all the teenage girls in the theater burst into applause. I was so confused. I mean...really? We're cheering for Jacob now? The same Jacob who loves an infant Jacob? When I first saw this trailer I laughed so hard. I've been pretty out of the loop regarding the movies, but this one makes me want to actively avoid them for the rest of my life.
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Post by kostgard on Aug 27, 2009 0:17:25 GMT -4
From the website: "Toss it in the fridge for an authentic experience!" Hahahahahahahaha!!! So it doesn't vibrate? Most boring sex toy, ever. Just like Edward. Oh. My. God. That is hysterical. And the way they have the "Yes, it retains cold. Toss it in the fridge" right at the top of the description makes it sound like they've gotten that question a million times from potential buyers already. And the little video demonstration of how it sparkles in the sun just killed me. I got the email notification from Sephora today about the Twilight Venom lip tint and rolled my eyes. I don't get Twilight. At. All. I thought about reading it just to see what it was all about, but then I discovered that the heroine's name was Bella Swan. Bella. Effin. Swan. Like fan fiction written by a seventh grader. After discovering that, I couldn't read it on general principle. Then I read this summary of the series and, well, I think I made the right decision. However, if they keep coming out with products like The Vamp, I'm all for the books and these films for the hilarious products they produce.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2009 2:17:20 GMT -4
I was just coming here to post that - Sephora just sent me an email with it and I almost fell off my chair laughing. ;D
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