GWOP II: More Gosselins Without Pity

[dwanollah]

Time for a less-girthy thread.

[molly]

Is this the same thread? Er,same topic and all?? You kind 'o 'reaked me out here. Good lord, I need my daily dose o' gwop snark.

[Sunnyhorse]

Same topic, new thread -- our threads tend to self-destruct once they get bigger than 350 screens or so, hence the need for a new one. Start snarkin'!

[webster]

Why don't the Gwop moderators post comments? I think they may be embarrassed by their average visitor?

[twopfan]

Well, lets get this party started, shall we?

sueshe said... KATE................first we had to look at that crazy concoction of a hairdo, now we have to look at the crazy hats. She definitely doesn't have the face that can sport hats well. Could she have possible cut her hair a different style and wants to surprise us all on her beloved TV show? What ever the reason, I get a good laugh at her ever changing hats!!!

Hat trick said... Who ever told her that she looks good in hats? She looks like a complete fool. Plus, the hats get worse and worse as the days go by. I've been in the stores lately and can not find ONE hat that is as silly as the ones shes wearing.

My favorite part of child advocacy? Hating on hats, baby. Puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?

Meredith said~~I read in People magazine (or one of the tabloids) that Kate said removing her wedding ring would break the kids hearts, so she wears it. She also said she is "just not ready" to take it off. I think she likes the bling factor of it because didn't she get a newer, bigger diamond for their fake vow renewal?

kate is a cocky bitch said... Speaking of divorce, would it be crass to start predicting when Jon's second marriage will fail? I give it 18 months, tops.

Meredith has nothing of importance to say, but Ilove how many posts start with 'I read in a tabloid' as though it were now a fact. And Kate is a cocky bitch? If you have to ask, you know the answer.

fidosmommy said... Re: the going to the pediatrician's office pictures: Can't most 5 year olds get in and out of a van by themselves without having to be grabbed and lifted?
How high is that step anyway?

And why is Kate balancing a hot coffee AND her pink cell phone in one hand while grabbing her son's arm (hard) with her other one? Can't she put her phone in the huge bag she has over her shoulder and forego a latte and give a gentle assist to her children as they enter or exit the van?

I really don't get it.

I'll drink to that said... I think the constant coffee cup with Kate is a little suspicious also. Past sitters and helpers said that Kate was quite a boozer, and that she drank a bottle of wine a night by herself, much to Jon's objection. Someone mentioned perhaps the coffee cup is not coffee but spiked.

Damn that Kate, a cell phone and a coffee in the same hand? Satan must be afoot! And yo, I'll drink to that, my Starbucks cup I have right now? It's hot chocolate. Or am I a wino? So hard to tell, I know. Good lord, these people.

[SweetOblivion]

Sooooo... the child advocates are upset because a woman helped her five-year-old child get out of a car?

That BITCH!!

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Newsflash: Kate STILL can't win!

[twopfan]

Anonymous GAmom said... When the kids are all grown up, will they be able to search and find info on the controversy surrounding them, the blogs, the tabloids, etc? ****************************
Canadian Mom said: The complete 4 seasons DVD set is there for the kids to watch anytime. Plus there will be numerous made-for-tv movies...count on it.
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What about the blogs? Particularly, I would like them to be able to access this one to see how many people DID care about their well being and DID think the show was an atrocity and WISHED there was something they could do to help them?

Nice, she wants the kids to see all the mean things people said about their parents, gathered in one place! A true kindness. I didn't think it could get worse, but wow.

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Shocking Truth said...
OK, I HATE to say this, but about Mady seeing Kate "kiss" Steve...Yes, she told her Daddy & they came home soon after. That's why in Kate's blog it said how "Mady found seashells" & we didn't know Mady & Cara were there. All the bathing suit shots...No Mady or Cara. It did happen & they came home immediately. But, Gulp, how do I say this. It was worse than just "kissing". It was not kissing on the lips you might say. Mady freaked of course cuz she saw Mommy doing something MORE shocking. That's all I can say. The poor child & how she must have felt. This is why they went home early. It's true. I wish it wasn't. And now Steve is back????SO sick. Sicker than Jon & Hailey. Mady knows what she saw. And she'll never forget it. mark my words.

"I hate to say this *gulp* Mady knows what she saw and it sure wasn't seashells. Those seashells had interesting shapes and moved. That's all I'm going to say because I'm a delicate lady who can't speak of such atrocites in literal terms."

This has Jodi's pearl clutching written all over it. Maybe Julie is transcribing her whisperings of dirty sex and seashells. Somebody is up to some typical GWOP insinuation and allusions to insider info. "That's all I can say."

Funny how the fact that Mady and Cara left NC because they had to go back to school wasn't mentioned. Wouldn't want something simple and innocent like that ruining a good drama.

[margojata]

So Jon is out with the senior editor of Star Magazine - oh, this is about to get GOOD.

But none of that matters ... Kate is a drunk (if even by proxy, because these loons want to project their past traumas on her)!!

Emmy said...

Tiger Lily said...
I got it! There is no coffee in those endlessly photographed cups! Those cups must contain whatever alcohol Khate is currently drinking to help her cope with taking care of eight children all by herself.

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I totally agree with you! My mother was an alcoholic, and her booze was always in a coffee mug until about 4:30pm. Khate is also starting to look like she's had a bit too much to drink -- she looks a lot older than she did a few months ago.