Eve

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Don't want to see it.

I had the displeasure of doing an interview with her for a local magazine, and found her to be blah, banal, alley-looking (she and Penelope Cruz both have strange things going on with the mouth/nose) as well as very why-is-she-becoming-a-star-she-must-be-doing-someones. And I hate those paw print tatoos; they are so gutter.

And why did she get/does she have a show? Since no one's been able to answer these burning questions, I've come to the conclusion that she's porking a lot of Hollywood toads of many persuasions.

Oh yeah, she said she wanted to do Cruise; that she would lick him all over, etc., etc., etc.

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"See, I thought I was being smug, not glib." ~~ Matt Lauer

"No, I'm not an alien. I have nothing to do with any kind of alien movement either." ~~ Tim Robbins

[bakaney]

Add me to the "My eyes! My eyes!" group of visual regret. I knew the second I saw "sex tape" I was going to click the link, and now my eyes have popped right out of their sockets and rolled off angrily, vowing to never come back.

I know she didn't exactly have the most pristine image in the first place, but I wonder how what effect this will have on her career.

[shame]Also, I always thought Frankie J was hot as hell, and to have come so close to viewing him in his naked glory then have it yanked away is cruel[/shame].

[nadia]

Brief description of the tape for those who can't see it. It's a shot of Eve laying on her back, spread eagle while he lays to her side penetrating her with a dildo. You can sorta see him masturbating.

I'm undecided on how this makes him look. At first I thought good for him. Too many guys are hung up on being macho to let a sex toy into their beds but it sorta looks like he's trying to get himself hard and not doing so well.

[zacandmax]

bakaney said:

[shame]Also, I always thought Frankie J was hot as hell, and to have come so close to viewing him in his naked glory then have it yanked away is cruel[/shame].

Sorry bakaney. The hand that was holding the dildo plugging Eve was Stevie J, not Frankie J.

OT: Who the hell is Frankie J?

[keepittight]

Aw I like her. She can really flow when she wants to- good pacing, a great 'I don't care' breezy attitude when she rhymes. All her albums have been shit, though.

I don't care about the sex tape.

[Hamatron]

Ever notice how these recent sex tape incidents-- the people having sex always look bored out of their mind? I mean, Paris could have been a blow up doll in hers-- she looked totally bored and even got up to answer her cell phone in the middle. Eve and that guy have a 'yeah... whatever' thing going on in theirs. These tapes blow over quickly because they're boring... I mean, if you were going to release one of these things as a sort of publicity stunt, wouldn't you at least try to find/make one where you seemed turned on and enjoying yourself?

[swanflake]

Damn you, Eve!

I, unlike most of the other posters in this thread, enjoy the revelation of celebrity sex tapes. However, despite my anticipation, they are always so BORING. But nonetheless I've been awaiting the next one to hit the 'net, hoping it'd be good.

But it appears that my unfulfilled hopes of a hot ass celebrity sex video will remain just that--an unfulfilled hope.

[Jcruz]

Damn it. When will I learn. I just can't help myself when a NSFW link of a celebrity pops up, and almost everytime I'm left screaming MY EYES,MY EYES.......

These are the unwritten rules of making such a tape:
1. Record tape.
2. Watch and enjoy.
3. DESTROY TAPE!!!
4. Wash & repeat.

And they especially apply to celebrities.
To be on the safer side just get some mirrors, ok.

[bakaney]

zacandmax said:

bakaney said:

[shame]Also, I always thought Frankie J was hot as hell, and to have come so close to viewing him in his naked glory then have it yanked away is cruel[/shame].

Sorry bakaney. The hand that was holding the dildo plugging Eve was Stevie J, not Frankie J.

OT: Who the hell is Frankie J?

Oh, my bad. Stevie J is that ripped guy Eve was seeing a while back right? The one who supposedly worked out with her a lot?

[yameleejones]

However, despite my anticipation, they are always so BORING. But nonetheless I've been awaiting the next one to hit the 'net, hoping it'd be good.

I think the problem is that people expect too much from these celebrity sex tapes. They're really no different from regular porn.

Sex is only fun when you're doing it not watching it.