The Funniest Line Ever

[whistletops]

Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou? Love that.


And BagofBones--those earlier quotes are from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Here's another from OBWAT:

"Pete, I am not going to deign to respond to that question, but I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. I mean, consider the lilies of the goddamn field! Hell, or take Delmar here as your paradigm of hope!"

Not sure if I got the wording right on that one....

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Oh, man, there are so many funny lines in that movie, most of them said by Everett.

"Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."

[mostlyharmless]

From the South Park Movie, where Stan and Kyle are in the crowd at the USO concert and they're trying to get Big Gay Al to sing a song, their final "Sing the fucking song!" line had me in tears.

And "I don't need anything! Except this lamp. That's all I need! This lamp and this bat. I don't need anything else! Just this lamp and this bat. That's all I need. Well I need this! This lamp and the bat and this!....."

[duskwolf]

So many to pick from, but I gotta say...

"Meow"

"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries"

"You boys like Mex-i-co?"

"License and registration, chickenfucker"

Okay, I'd better stop before this gets out of hand. The absolute worst part is I used these lines a lot. And these aren't the only ones.

ETA: And on an unrelated note: "Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

[whistletops]

Woah! Were did that last one come from? ;D

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I believe that is from the Big Lebowski- funny, funny movie.

[hatredinpink]

ETA: And on an unrelated note: "Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

Dammit, Dusk Wolf, you totally took my line. But there's another one that to me is just as classic. My BF constantly refers to me as his lady friend.

She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive.

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"If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy - Pez. Sherry flavored Pez. No question about it."

[dwanollah]

And "I don't need anything! Except this lamp. That's all I need! This lamp and this bat. I don't need anything else! Just this lamp and this bat. That's all I need. Well I need this! This lamp and the bat and this!....."

*tumultuous applause*

"... the ashtray, the remote control, the paddle-ball game, and that's ALL I need! Not one other thing, not- I need this!"

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"

"HE HATES THESE CANS!"

"Yeah, he ran the last pizza-in-a-cup guy out of business."

And my favorite?

"Hey Navin, I wrapped your sammich in cellophane, jus' the way you like it."

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Aww, I tried to use Nevin in a PC over at TWoP, and nobody got it. Sniff.

"I was born a poor, black child..."